Robert Pattinson
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.Collection: Sleep
Frankly, I have no sex appeal. Just strolling in Los Angeles, London, or Paris, you will find a bunch of young guys like me. I am not James Dean.Collection: Sex
They [Barnes Theatre Club] were a very good group, and for some reason when I finished the backstage thing, I just decided to that I should try to act. So I auditioned for Guys and Dolls and got a little tiny part as some Cuban dancer or something and then in the next play I got the lead part, and then I got my agent. So I owe everything to that little club.Collection: Play
I like being a part of David Cronenberg’s world, I feel very at home thereCollection: Home
I would have taught her a lesson she wouldn't forget!Collection: Funny
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.Collection: Funny
I used to wear my mom's Wayfarers. When the people of Ray Ban noticed that, they sent me a box full of sunglasses, two and a half years ago. Now they're all gone. They've disappeared during trips, many were also stolen from me, the rest I lost again and again. Now I have only one pair left.Collection: Life
I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.Collection: Funny
I wasn't at all focused on school, and I didn't achieve much. But I've got a sense of urgency now. I feel I can't let any more time waste away.Collection: School
I really understood what was happening in Cannes. I was in a restaurant during a break and when I came out 2 hours later, 500 people were waiting for me at the exit. It was total chaos. They literally had to carry me to the car.Collection: People
I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at allCollection: Guy
I'm always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren't famous. It's such a massive change. I'm kind of a paranoid wreck. I've eaten a lot of room service.Collection: People
Smaller movies are great because you don't have to argue with so many people all the time. But really I like arguing so there's a balance either way.Collection: People
I don't really see the point in washing your hair. If you don't care if your hair's clean or not then why would you wash it?Collection: Hair
Only for practical reasons. To find out if I said something stupid in an interview. So I can limit the damage.Collection: Stupid
You can't win. The annoying thing is that you can't attack them, but you can't defend yourself. The best thing you could possibly do is punch a paparazzi and give them their big payday.Collection: Winning
I don't know how many more of these awards I can come up for because I think a little bit is coming out of my pants right now.Collection: Thinking
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don't know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem.Collection: Witty
I've never really taken myself seriously as an actor, It is surprising the amount of people who think I'm going to be really dumb. I think they think anyone who has done teen movies is just an idiot. I don't know, maybe I am. Some of the best actors, if you talk to them, they're not the smartest people in the world.Collection: Taken
Just last year I couldn't even get a date, and then this year… it's so bizarre that everybody just changes their mind at the same time.Collection: Years
If I do decide one day to stop acting, I just hate the idea of people going: 'Oh, did you ever do anything else besides that Twilight thing?'Collection: Hate
We didn't have packed lunches at my school. I was a lunch monitor as well - I used to take everyone's chips!Collection: Life
Probably my English teacher because she got me into writing instead of just answering the question. I used to hand in homework with 20 pages of nonsense and she'd still mark it. She was a really amazing teacher.Collection: Life
It's strange, somebody asked for my autograph the other day. Because I finished school and I'm not really doing anything at the moment, I was just kind of aimlessly wandering around London and these two guys who were about 30 came up and asked for my autograph. I was really quite proud at the time, and they wanted to take photos and stuff. And then they were sort of wandering around and I was kind of wandering around and I bumped into them about three times, and every single time their respect for me kept growing and growing and growing.Collection: School
No, not really. I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a part. You just go into it, and like your life, you're walking along the street, as a really bad analogy, you step on a little stone, and it just kind of flies away and you have no idea where it's going. And then you are just trying not to drown afterwards. And that's my life. See, that was really terrible.Collection: Mean
School reports were always pretty bad - I never ever did my homework. I always turned up for lessons as I liked my teachers but my report said I didn't try very hard.Collection: Life
I really wasn't very much of a rebel. I'm seen by people now as more of a rebel which is strange. I don't like doing what people tell me to do. I don't deliberately rebel against them.Collection: Life
I think Betty White is one of the sexiest women in America.Collection: Thinking
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.Collection: Funny
I never set out to achieve anything, certainly not fame like this,I still have to deal with how to actually make my life work.Collection: Fame
I remember, with the third [Twilight] movie, when we went to Munich and the entire Olympic stadium was filled with fans. We walked in there and did nothing.Collection: Twilight
I hope there is such a thing. I guess it would be quite scary to find a soul mate when you’re young because you’re probably going to mess it up.Collection: Romance
I’m always shocked by the people who I’m attracted to. It’s always completely random. I generally like people who are a bit crazy but yeah, that’s pretty much my only prerequisite.Collection: Romance
I’m not one of these guys who’s constantly in a relationship, not at all.Collection: Romance