Kin Hubbard
There isn't much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.Collection: Gossip
Many a family tree needs trimmingCollection: Family
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they're married.Collection: Marriage
Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.Collection: Thinking
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted.Collection: Wife
Experience is a dear teacher but he delivers th' goods.Collection: Teacher
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.Collection: Ruts
If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.Collection: Firsts
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!Collection: Select
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.Collection: Home
Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.Collection: Government
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.Collection: People
We like little children, because they tear out as soon as they get what they want.Collection: Children
Most parents don't worry about a daughter until she fails to show up for breakfast.Collection: Daughter
Politics makes strange post-masters.Collection: Political
None but the brave can live with the fair.Collection: Brave
It seems that nothing ever gets to going good till there's a few resignationsCollection: Resignation
A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends.Collection: Advice
Women seem to be all right on bargains till it comes to picking out a husband.Collection: Marriage
Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.Collection: Long
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.Collection: Nuisance
Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knowsCollection: Society
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.Collection: Strong
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.Collection: Pay
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.Collection: Talking
Don't a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.Collection: Feel Good
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.Collection: Election
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.Collection: Money
Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.Collection: Funny
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn't do when he was young.Collection: Father
Ther's still a few honest folks left but they never seem t' find anything you lose.Collection: Honest
When a woman says, 'I don't wish to mention any names', it means it ain't necessary to mention any names.Collection: Mean
Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.Collection: Work
We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.Collection: Names
The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.Collection: Leadership
The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.Collection: Daughter
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.Collection: People
The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.Collection: Believe
A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything.Collection: Sympathy
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.Collection: Women
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.Collection: Cost
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.Collection: Jobs
In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.Collection: Style
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet, subtle satisfaction without the risk.Collection: Sweet
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty, while bein' above suspicion is about th' only compensation fer bein' homely.Collection: Appearance
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.Collection: Drinking
Another bad thing about "prosperity" is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicionCollection: Jingles
There's many a slip twixt the blueprints and a new house.Collection: House
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.Collection: Might