Kin Hubbard
There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.Collection: Vegetables
If there's any literary ability in a feller, getting fired out of a good government job will bring it out.Collection: Art
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.Collection: Birthday
It don't make no difference what is is, a woman'll buy anything she thinks a store is losin' money on.Collection: Sex
Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?Collection: Monday
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.Collection: Appearance
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.Collection: Fun
If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.Collection: Firsts