Ashleigh Brilliant
My biggest problem is what to do about all the things I cant do anything about.Collection: Brilliant
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!Collection: Sarcastic
Life is the only game in which the object of the game is to learn the rules.Collection: Inspirational
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the targetCollection: Funny
The really great people are the ones who know how to make the little people feel great.Collection: Greatness
If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.Collection: Kindness
Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.Collection: Mean
Your reasoning is excellent, it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.Collection: Assumption
I feel much better, now that I've given up hope.Collection: Brilliant
All people are different. That's why everybody should be treated the same.Collection: People
The longer I live, the less future there is to worry about.Collection: Birthday
It's human to make mistakes and some of us are more human than others.Collection: Mistake
I will always love the false image I had of you.Collection: Sarcastic
If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.Collection: Change
Once I wanted total happiness - now I will settle for a little less pain.Collection: Pain
Here is a guaranteed way to get more of what you want: want less.Collection: Want
If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improveCollection: Funny
I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.Collection: Giving Up
The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.Collection: Needs
It's well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.Collection: Men
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.Collection: Statistics
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.Collection: Trying
Tell me again how much you agree with me.Collection: Competition
The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage canCollection: Garbage Cans
If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courageCollection: Skills
If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.Collection: Together We Can
I live in a world all my own, but visitors are always welcome.Collection: World
I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.Collection: Disappointment
Cling to your insecurity, in this world, it's the only thing you can be sure of.Collection: Insecurity
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.Collection: Patterns
It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.Collection: Book
Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?Collection: Inspirational
My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.Collection: Technology
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.Collection: May
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.Collection: Winning
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.Collection: Quality
Cheer up! The worst effects of what we're doing won't be felt until after we're all deadCollection: Cheer
All I ask of Life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.Collection: Life Is
Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.Collection: Book
I've learned to accept birth and death . . . but sometimes I still worry about what lies between.Collection: Lying
What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?Collection: Flower
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don't attempt to communicate with me again.Collection: Office
I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.Collection: Sadness
My problems aren't big but it doesn't necessarily take a big problem to kill me.Collection: Problem
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.Collection: Order
I will stop at nothing to reach my objective, but only because my brakes are defective.Collection: Brake
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.Collection: School
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.Collection: World
Even when I'm happy and successful, life still goes on.Collection: Successful