In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't.Collection: War
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.Collection: Stars
I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.Collection: Indecisive
I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.Collection: Trying
It's all very simple, or else it's all very complex, or perhaps it's neither, or both.Collection: Simple
It would be easier for me to reject all established values, if I knew what they were.Collection: Would Be
By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improvingCollection: Accepting
Don't call it freedom, unless it includes the freedom to be absolutely disgusting.Collection: Disgusting
Life is not a problem - Life is the closest God has yet come to a solution.Collection: Problem
There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.Collection: Children
We can all learn from our failures. What I've learned is how much it hurts to fail.Collection: Hurt
If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.Collection: Problem
I too am a member of the human race, (but admittedly not a very active member).Collection: Race
What should I do if my problems aren't all solved by the time I die?Collection: Problem
A good friend is worth pursuing... but why would a good friend be running away?Collection: Running
I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.Collection: Needs
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.Collection: Sarcastic
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.Collection: Struggle
I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.Collection: World
Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.Collection: Suffering
I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.Collection: Past
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true storyCollection: Life
Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.Collection: Trouble
The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.Collection: Strength
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.Collection: People
There is a world which I alone rule, but it ends at my fingertips.Collection: World
Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?Collection: Reality
I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my schoolCollection: School
Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.Collection: Breakfast
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.Collection: Sorry
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.Collection: Law
Unfortunately, it's possible to be able to do something extremely well that nobody ever wants done.Collection: Want
Some people can find all the peace of mind they need in a good, satisfying conflict.Collection: People
I march to a different drummer, whose location, identity, and musical training haven't yet been established.Collection: Musical
Why am I so often at the mercy of those who don't deserve to control my life?Collection: Mercy
If you value your safety, avoid holy places founded in the name of peace and brotherhood.Collection: Names
All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.Collection: Want
It's hard enough to be alive and human, without the additional burden of being me.Collection: Alive
Caution! Be very careful of false, meaningless, self-contradictory, and not even very funny warnings, like this one.Collection: Self
It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.Collection: Long
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.Collection: Hurt
Good ideas are common - what's uncommon are people who will work hard enough to bring them about.Collection: Hard Work
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.Collection: Target
One thing about pain: It proves you're alive.Collection: Pain
The entire universe will eventually disintegrate but by then I hope to be in a safer place.Collection: Universe
There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.Collection: San Francisco
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.Collection: Trying
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.Collection: Hilarious
I recently had my problems on the run, but now they've re-grouped, and are making another attack.Collection: Running