The future is much like the present, only longer.Collection: Future
I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer.Collection: Future
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.Collection: Future
Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn't open. You have to live with that. It's an occupational hazard.
Most pitchers fear losing their fastball, but since I don't have one, I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch... If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.
A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It's their job, to eulogize. I didn't know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost every poem of mine there is a loss.
I don't mean to diminish the job, it's a good job and a real pressure job. But I don't think a relief pitcher should ever be the most valuable player of a league. We only play in maybe half of the games. Being a relief pitcher means part-time employment. We're bench players, and bench players shouldn't be M.V.P.
Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.
Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.Collection: Littles
I have seen the future and it's like the present, only longer.Collection: Time
Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.Collection: Losing
I became a better pitcher when I found a delivery in my flaw.Collection: Flaws
It's easy to enjoy your job and enjoy other people when things are going good. When you're faced with adversity is when the character of men is measured. There's a Mennonite proverb, 'Man, like a tree, is measured best when cut down.'Collection: Sports
It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.Collection: Stupid
He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.Collection: Baseball
Strikes (1981) are real life. It took up seven weeks of real time. That's a fifth of a pregnancy.Collection: Real
It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.Collection: Movie
They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.Collection: Stars
When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.Collection: League