Jack Black
You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.Collection: Power
Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.Collection: Diet
I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.Collection: Music
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
There's something about a divorce in that even if your parents still love you, the fact that they can't live with each other makes you feel there's something wrong with you.
My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
I think of myself as an entertainment arsenal. Like I have my acting bazooka and my music machete. And you don't know what I'm going to come at you with.
I don't get hung up on weight.
You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.
The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.
It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.
Back in the '70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was 'The Bad News Bears', and that was a kids' movie, but I don't think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids.
We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming as loud as they can and running as fast as they can towards the Beatles, there's no one who is that kind of lightning rod, who commands that kind of power and has that kind of creative magma.
I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.
I've had so many hot, cheesy, corny loves of music in my life. I had a very intense Billy Joel period. So once you've really Joeled it up - there's some good periods of Joel; it's not all hot cheese. But I can't judge anyone else for their cheese. I've deep-sea dived in the Gouda.
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.
My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.
I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.
I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.Collection: Reality
You're not hardcore, unless you live hardcoreCollection: Hardcore
I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.Collection: Stupid
Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.Collection: Song
I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."Collection: People
It's all about finding your voice in whatever your profession... it helps your confidence.Collection: Voice
Habit is the strongest thing in life.Collection: Things In Life
The thing is, the kids always rebel against what the parents try to push on them so I'm going to pretend like I don't want my son to hear the rock. I'm going to listen to it only in my private chambers. He'll hear echoes of it and say: "What was that you were listening to papa?" And I'll say: "Nothing son, you're not ready."Collection: Kids
We're not just twice as powerful when we're together, but ten times as powerful.Collection: Powerful
There were times when I thought I got a bit more punishment than was coming to me, but I don't regret a minute of it now. Each of us must be tempered in some fire. Nobody had more to do with choosing the fire that tempered me than myself, and instead of finding fault with the fire I give thanks that I had the metal to take the temper and hold it.Collection: Regret
I love Satan. Christianity is so boring. If Star Wars didn't have that evil imprint, they wouldn't sell two tickets. Satan sells tickets. That dude, Darth Maul, he was down with Satan. Put it this way, Satan loves to party, he loves to f**k and he loves to eat rich, delicious food. Actually that sounds a lot like Kyle Gass (his bandmate).Collection: Stars
Me personally, I don't have anything against Jesus any more than I do any of the religious icons. I think they're all pretty funny.Collection: Religious
Weddings mainly are for drinkers.Collection: Drinkers
I really wanted people to pay attention to me and like me. And the class clown thing, you know? There's a weird desperation to the class clown when you really investigate it. Why are they trying to be the clown so much? They're filling some kind of hole.Collection: Class
Just because you don't know how to do stand-up doesn't mean you don't know how to put on a show.Collection: Mean
I just had a son and had to take him to the paediatrician and he measured his head and apparently he's in a group in which only 14 per cent of the population have a bigger head than him. Then she said: "Do you mind if I measure your head?" I said: "Go ahead." And she was shocked, because less than one per cent of the world's population has a bigger head than mine. So I guess that means I'm pretty full of myself. Or that I have a huge brain.Collection: Mean
A long life or a short life are of equal importance to God.Collection: Death
Justice is a word that resides in the dictionary. It occasionally makes its escape, but is promptly caught and put back where it belongs.Collection: Justice
I feel as if you're saying that DJ is not a real job.Collection: Jobs
What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.Collection: Space
People scream at me, "Hey, let's party." I give off an I'm-crazy-and-I-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you vibe.Collection: Crazy