Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.Collection: Truth
Every book you pick up has its own lesson or lessons, and quite often the bad books have more to teach than the good ones.Collection: Good
I love the movies, and when I go to see a movie that's been made from one of my books, I know that it isn't going to be exactly like my novel because a lot of other people have interpreted it. But I also know it has an idea that I'll like because that idea occurred to me, and I spent a year, or a year and a half of my life working on it.Collection: Movies
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'Collection: God
And in real life endings aren't always neat, whether they're happy endings, or whether they're sad endings.Collection: Sad
Life is like a wheel. Sooner or later, it always come around to where you started again.Collection: Life
It's better to be good than evil, but one achieves goodness at a terrific cost.Collection: Good
Americans are apocalyptic by nature. The reason why is that we've always had so much, so we live in deadly fear that people are going to take it away from us.Collection: Fear
I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.Collection: Home
Fiction is the truth inside the lie.Collection: Truth
I never saw any of my dad's stories. My mother said he had piles and piles of manuscripts.Collection: Dad
A lot of us grow up and we grow out of the literal interpretation that we get when we're children, but we bear the scars all our life. Whether they're scars of beauty or scars of ugliness, it's pretty much in the eye of the beholder.Collection: Beauty
French is the language that turns dirt into romance.Collection: Romantic
Wherever you write is supposed to be a little bit of a refuge, a place where you can get away from the world. The more closed in you are, the more you're forced back on your own imagination.Collection: Imagination
Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.Collection: Work
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.Collection: Funny
The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.Collection: Trust
And as a writer, one of the things that I've always been interested in doing is actually invading your comfort space. Because that's what we're supposed to do. Get under your skin, and make you react.Collection: Space
The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.
People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.
The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there... and still on your feet.
I think there ought to be some serious discussion by smart people, really smart people, about whether or not proliferation of things like The Smoking Gun and TMZ and YouTube and the whole celebrity culture is healthy.
I recognize terror as the finest emotion and so I will try to terrorize the reader. But if I find that I cannot terrify, I will try to horrify, and if I find that I cannot horrify, I'll go for the gross-out. I'm not proud.
If you want to be a writer, you must do two things above all others: read a lot and write a lot. There's no way around these two things that I'm aware of, no shortcut.
It's a mystery. That's the first thing that interests me about the idea of God. If there is one, it's mysterious and powerful and awesome to even consider the concept, and you have to take it seriously.
I don't want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in America, we all should have to pay our fair share.
I'm not a big fan of psychoanalysis: I think if you have mental problems what you need are good pills. But I do think that if you have thinks that bother you, things that are unresolved, the more that you talk about them, write about them, the less serious they become.
I'm still in love with what I do, with the idea of making things up, so hours when I write always feel like very blessed hours to me.
You cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.
We've switched from a culture that was interested in manufacturing, economics, politics - trying to play a serious part in the world - to a culture that's really entertainment-based.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk.