Pauly Shore
I just want to kind of tackle every kind of form that exists in the comedy world; whether it be stand-up or hidden camera or parody. Kind of slap it in a movie with hip-hop artists and actors, comedians and girls. I just want to do something fun.Collection: Girl
Small towns seem to appreciate things a little bit more. They're less jaded and they're more kind of authentic and more themselves and they don't care as much.Collection: Appreciate
Physically, my character is stronger than him which is totally unrealistic, ... Because in reality he can ... kill me. I think it has a lot to do with (him being) the youngest of all of his brothers, and I think he got beat up a lot.Collection: Brother
You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything.Collection: Comedian
My life's like a big tour. It's cool, I'm still semi-young. I'm not too old yet where it's like, "I hate the road!" As long as I'm not anywhere for too long. I like to keep moving.Collection: Hate
As an artist, what you do is you put out material constantly. Whether it's films, or TV shows, music... and you know, you hope people respond to it. You always have to know, as well, that not everybody's gonna like it. And that's okay. It's not for everyone. It's just for the crusty nugs.Collection: Artist
When you're onstage, it's important to try and feel some type of therapy in getting the material out, because then you don't leave the stage so tired. If you're onstage and you're doing the same routine over and over, then it gets monotonous. You want to be able to try to get to the truth constantly, and I think the more you do that, the easier it is.Collection: Tired
You'd think when you saw my old MTV stuff that I was always drunk and high and all that stuff. I wasn't.Collection: Thinking
There's nothing wrong with being a pretty girl, because you want to be, desirable. There's nothing wrong with that, but you should have a plan B even if that is getting pregnant by a rich dude.Collection: Girl
I never got into The Jetsons too much.Collection: Too Much
The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.Collection: Growing Up
Sesame Street... I think they were all high. With Big Bird, they had to be high.Collection: Thinking
All these kids in Hollywood, the people born and raised out here, their parents are all in show business, and that's why I think we're good. That's why we're on top of the game now because we were born in it.Collection: Kids
I remember taking mushrooms at the wrap party, it was like the first and last time I took that.Collection: Party
There's a lot of people out there who didn't like my style of comedy.Collection: People
The MTV thing is the thing that I will always tip my hat to because that was like my acting class and how I got comfortable in front of a camera and how I kind of created my own thing.Collection: Mtv
America's Most Wanted? I love it when there's a guy in the back seat pounding his head on the plexiglas. That to me is the best.Collection: America
You don't have to be inspired by comedians. You have to be inspired by things that are real, whether it's music, comedy...a movie - that should inspire you.Collection: Real
Well, the best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are 50 other people involved. And it's hard, man. They brainwash you to think you're doing the right thing.Collection: Men
People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves. The reality is that my movies all have made money.Collection: Fun
"Entourage" is a staple LA-based show and people say it's pretty real and I thought it was. It's an exaggeration of the truth.Collection: Real
I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil.Collection: Devil