Top Texas Quotes Collection - Page 3

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Image of George W. Bush
Big Texas (Nolan Ryan) is here. The reason I like to keep Nolan around is he is a reminder that when we got done with the Sammy Sosa trade, there was still some talent on the Rangers.
- George W. Bush
Collection: Texas
Image of Charles Bukowski
American women drove hard bargains and the ended up looking the worst for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Texas
Image of CM Punk
Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
- CM Punk
Collection: Texas
Image of George W. Bush
I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young; I liked them when I was middle-age; I liked them before I was President; and I like them during President; and I like them after President.
- George W. Bush
Collection: Texas
Image of Herb Kelleher
Everybody in Texas would tell me that they thought I was nuts trying to start Southwest Airlines. There probably weren't 10 people in the state who would have given a plug nickel for our chances of making a dollar. So sometimes, you need a little courage, too, just to buck popular opinion.
- Herb Kelleher
Collection: Texas
Image of George W. Bush
You know, one day you're being briefed on world affairs and asked to make decisions, and the next, you're in Crawford, Texas ... and the biggest decision is when do you go mountain bike riding.
- George W. Bush
Collection: Texas
Image of Kelly Clarkson
In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans.
- Kelly Clarkson
Collection: Texas
Image of Noam Chomsky
The US stole Texas from Mexico by violence, then invaded Mexico on ludicrous pretexts and conquered half of it, what is now the Southwest and Far West. That's why cities have Spanish names: San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Santa Cruz, etc. All of this is suppressed in standard American history. But the victims remember. The conquerors typically have one history, the victims a different one - and often a more accurate one.
- Noam Chomsky
Collection: Texas
Image of George W. Bush
If people want to get to know me better, they've got to know my parents and the values my parents instilled in me, and the fact that I was raised in West Texas, in the middle of the desert, a long way away from anywhere, hardly. There's a certain set of values you learn in that experience.
- George W. Bush
Collection: Texas
Image of Barbara Bush
George is the best little dishwasher in Texas.
- Barbara Bush
Collection: Texas
Image of Noam Chomsky
It was reported in the left-wing press in the late 1930s that the Texas Company (Texaco), headed by the Nazi sympathizer Torkild Rieber, diverted its oil shipments from the Republic, with which it had contracts, to [Francisco] Franco.
- Noam Chomsky
Collection: Texas
Image of Ted Cruz
I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday.
- Ted Cruz
Collection: Texas
Image of Selena
I'm from Texas, we fry everything.
- Selena
Collection: Texas
Image of Davy Crockett
You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas.
- Davy Crockett
Collection: Texas
Image of Gail Collins
Of course, Texas is so huge it really is empty places; people can easily drive an hour and a half to work every day, so even if they're actually living in the suburbs, it sure feels as if they're in a remote location.
- Gail Collins
Collection: Texas
Image of Gail Collins
The idea that if you don’t like how things are going, you can just leave is so engrained in Texas, the secession movement is no surprise.
- Gail Collins
Collection: Texas
Image of Ted Cruz
I was not a community organizer before I was elected to the Senate, i spent five and a half years as the solicitor-general of Texas, the chief lawyer for the state of Texas in front of the U.S. Supreme Court.
- Ted Cruz
Collection: Texas
Image of Jimmy Fallon
After President Obama announced his support for net neutrality yesterday, Texas Senator Ted Cruz tweeted that 'Net neutrality is Obamacare for the Internet.' While Ted Cruz continues to be the Taylor Swift of not getting over Obamacare.
- Jimmy Fallon
Collection: Texas
Image of Justin Theroux
There was a time when doing "Zoolander 2" that I was literally flying between the "Zoolander" shoot and "The Leftovers" in Texas and at that point, I was getting comedy whiplash. It was a relief, though, to get to Rome and be like, "Oh my God, I get to laugh on set."
- Justin Theroux
Collection: Texas
Image of Carrie Fisher
[My grandparents] were from Texas. El Paso. White trash.
- Carrie Fisher
Collection: Texas
Image of Edna Ferber
Texas history is a varied, tempestuous, and vast as the state itself. Texas yesterday is unbelievable, but no more incredible than Texas today. Today's Texas is exhilarating, exasperating, violent, charming, horrible, delightful, alive.
- Edna Ferber
Collection: Texas
Image of Edna Ferber
Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier.
- Edna Ferber
Collection: Texas
Image of Edna Ferber
If it's freedom you want, come to Texas. No one there tells you what to do and how you have to do it.
- Edna Ferber
Collection: Texas
Image of Christopher Titus
Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester.
- Christopher Titus
Collection: Texas
Image of Kinky Friedman
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
- Kinky Friedman
Collection: Texas
Image of Kinky Friedman
The only thing that really differentiates Texas from any other place in the world is the proclivity of its people to urinate outdoors and to attach a certain amount of importance to this popular pastime.
- Kinky Friedman
Collection: Texas
Image of Kinky Friedman
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
- Kinky Friedman
Collection: Texas
Image of Newt Gingrich
I'm old enough, I remember when Richard Nixon had the election stolen in 1960. And no serious historian doubts that Illinois and Texas were stolen.
- Newt Gingrich
Collection: Texas
Image of John Hawkes
I lived in Texas for 10 years. There were a lot of people chewing, including my dad.
- John Hawkes
Collection: Texas
Image of Bill Hicks
To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.
- Bill Hicks
Collection: Texas
Image of Sam Houston
I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her.
- Sam Houston
Collection: Texas
Image of Simon Hoggart
Fish have water, the bushmen of the Kalahari have sand, and Houstonians have interior décor.
- Simon Hoggart
Collection: Texas
Image of Lyndon B. Johnson
All the historians are Harvard people. It just isn't fair. Poor old Hoover from West Branch, Iowa, had no chance with that crowd;nor did Andrew Jackson from Tennessee. Nor does Lyndon Johnson from Stonewall, Texas. It just isn't fair.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
Collection: Texas
Image of Molly Ivins
Mostly, Texas women are tough in some very fundamental ways. Not unfeminine, nor necessarily unladylike, just tough!
- Molly Ivins
Collection: Texas
Image of Molly Ivins
Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.
- Molly Ivins
Collection: Texas
Image of Molly Ivins
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.
- Molly Ivins
Collection: Texas
Image of Gabriel Iglesias
There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic thing, it's a how hard are you willing to work for it.
- Gabriel Iglesias
Collection: Texas
Image of Molly Ivins
the more a body tries to explode all the foolish myths that have grown up about Texas by telling the truth, the more a body will wind up adding to the mythology.
- Molly Ivins
Collection: Texas
Image of Janis Joplin
This whole thing that's happened to me, you see, this whole success thing..it hasn't yet really compromised the position that I took a long time ago in Texas, that was to be true to myself, to be the person that I...that was on inside of me and not play games.
- Janis Joplin
Collection: Texas
Image of Charles Kuralt
I have spent a good part of my life looking for the perfect barbecue. There is no point in looking in places like Texas, where they put some kind of ketchup on beef and call it barbecue. Barbecue is pork, which narrows the search to the South, and if it's really good pork barbecue you are looking for, to North Carolina.
- Charles Kuralt
Collection: Texas
Image of Jay Leno
Scientists say that Texas and Antarctica were connected at one time. In fact, early Mexicans used to go through Texas to try to sneak into Antarctica.
- Jay Leno
Collection: Texas
Image of Jay Leno
Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just thought it was an American city because there were so many Mexicans there.
- Jay Leno
Collection: Texas
Image of Jay Leno
You know what the bounty is on bin Laden? $25 million. It sounds like a lot until you realize the Texas Rangers paid $250 million to get Alex Rodriguez.
- Jay Leno
Collection: Texas
Image of Donella Meadows
George W. cares as much about climate change as you would expect from a Texas oilman
- Donella Meadows
Collection: Texas
Image of Bill Maher
They are having a panel look into the intelligence failures in Iraq. It is a seven-person panel and it will include Senator John McCain, but the findings from this panel will not be issued until after the election. President Bush says the commission can go off and report back in a year, you know, the same way it works in the Texas National Guard.
- Bill Maher
Collection: Texas
Image of Herman Melville
Let America add Mexico to Texas, and pile Cuba upon Canada; let the English overswarm all India, and hang out their blazing banner from the sun; two thirds of this terraqueous globe are the Nantucketer's. For the sea is his; he owns it.
- Herman Melville
Collection: Texas
Image of Eva Longoria
I'm a terrific Mexican cook, and I just love Mexican food. And I love cooking Mexican food. That's pretty much my weakness...and barbecue beef...and Texas beef...and brisket. Any red meat I can get my hands on.
- Eva Longoria
Collection: Texas
Image of H. L. Mencken
[Texas is] the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and where you can look the farthest to see the least.
- H. L. Mencken
Collection: Texas
Image of Cody Johnson
My album was recorded in Nashville. It used to be all about "We're from Texas, forget Nashville," well you'll never hear me say that. Nashville isn't bad as long as you're true to yourself.
- Cody Johnson
Collection: Texas