Jack O'Neill
Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.Collection: Things In Life
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!Collection: Nuts
I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.Collection: Surfing
Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?Collection: Doe
Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.Collection: Decision
I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.Collection: Men
Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.Collection: Boredom
I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.Collection: Past
How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!Collection: Guy
To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.Collection: Mind
Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.Collection: Nerd
What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?Collection: Weapons
The Pentagon's lost entire countries.Collection: Country
Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.Collection: Dog