Top Funny Marriage Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Funny Marriage quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.Collection: Funny Marriage
Equal partnerships are not made in heaven-they are made on earth, one choice at a time, one conversation at a time, one threshold crossing at a time.Collection: Funny Marriage
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!Collection: Funny Marriage
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.Collection: Funny Marriage
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.Collection: Funny Marriage
The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.Collection: Funny Marriage
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.Collection: Funny Marriage
I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.Collection: Funny Marriage
The only duration of family life that satisfies the loftiest longings of the human soul is forever.Collection: Funny Marriage
True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.Collection: Funny Marriage
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?Collection: Funny Marriage
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.Collection: Funny Marriage
One's fantasy goes for a walk and returns with a bride.Collection: Funny Marriage
I was married once before, and I stopped.Collection: Funny Marriage