Top Ass Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Ass quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Nelson Rodrigues
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.
- Nelson Rodrigues
Collection: Ass
Image of George Cukor
Don't let a kick in the ass stop you. It's how you cope that says what you are.
- George Cukor
Collection: Ass
Image of Anna Faris
I don't know about you, but I love showing my ass to a crew of 300 that I've been working with.
- Anna Faris
Collection: Ass
Image of Elie Tahari
Even a kick in the ass is good when you're facing the right direction.
- Elie Tahari
Collection: Ass
Image of Michael R. Burch
What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
- Michael R. Burch
Collection: Ass
Image of John Marston
You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!
- John Marston
Collection: Ass
Image of Nagwa Fouad
This dance isn't just about shaking your waist and your ass.
- Nagwa Fouad
Collection: Ass
Image of Barry Webster
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?
- Barry Webster
Collection: Ass
Image of Brad Williams
I don't know anything about you, so when you randomly come up and grab my ass, this isn't a friend doing it. It's like, "Who the f### is doing...? I was not expecting that."
- Brad Williams
Collection: Ass
Image of Andy Lally
There will always be haters out there, but my haters motivate me to push harder and kick more ass.
- Andy Lally
Collection: Ass
Image of Mike Tyson
Nothing is more humbling than getting your ass kicked.
- Mike Tyson
Collection: Ass
Image of Friedrich Nietzsche
What convinces is not necessarily true-it is merely convincing: a note for asses.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Collection: Ass
Image of Aphra Behn
Patience is a flatterer, sir, and an ass, sir.
- Aphra Behn
Collection: Ass
Image of Jim Butcher
I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.
- Jim Butcher
Collection: Ass
Image of David Krumholtz
There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.
- David Krumholtz
Collection: Ass
Image of Amy Schumer
You shoot saltwater in your ass?
- Amy Schumer
Collection: Ass
Image of Charles Bukowski
Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.
- Charles Bukowski
Collection: Ass
Image of Socrates
Why should I resent it when an ass kicks me?
- Socrates
Collection: Ass
Image of Mark Cuban
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.
- Mark Cuban
Collection: Ass
Image of Randy Newman
We don't know our ass from a hole in the ground.
- Randy Newman
Collection: Ass
Image of Mark Rippetoe
History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass.
- Mark Rippetoe
Collection: Ass
Image of Eminem
Money will brainwash you and leave your ass mindless.
- Eminem
Collection: Ass
Image of John Gay
By outward show let's not be cheated; An ass should like an ass be treated.
- John Gay
Collection: Ass
Image of Robert Kiyosaki
Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.
- Robert Kiyosaki
Collection: Ass
Image of Charles Barkley
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
- Charles Barkley
Collection: Ass