Barry Webster
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.Collection: Hey
As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.Collection: Men
Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.Collection: Sarcasm
There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.Collection: Men
You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?Collection: Ass
The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.Collection: Ridiculous
But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.Collection: Art
I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.Collection: Giving
Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.Collection: Falling In Love
Rocks are more co-operative than people.Collection: Rocks
In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.Collection: World
I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.Collection: Heart