Nelson Rodrigues
Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.Collection: Wise
Every shy person is a potential sex offender.Collection: Sex
To save the audience we must fill the stage with murderers, adulterers and madmen; in short, we must fire a salvo of monsters at them. They are our monster which we will temporarily free ourselves from only to face another day.Collection: Fire
If life turns her back on you, grab her ass.Collection: Ass
A thunderous boo is one thousand times stronger, nobler, and more powerful than a standing ovation. Admiration corrupts.Collection: Powerful
I won't stand for censorship, not even from Jesus Christ.Collection: Jesus
Any individual is greater than the Milky Way.Collection: Way
To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.Collection: Love Is
Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.Collection: Normal
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.Collection: Soccer
I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.Collection: Envy
Love is impossible without bite marks.Collection: Love Is
The keyhole is my lens as a writer.Collection: Lenses
I only believe in those who can still blush.Collection: Believe
Unanimity is always stupid.Collection: Stupid
It's very hard not to be a scoundrel nowadays. Everywhere there are pressures that work towards our personal and collective debasement.Collection: Pressure
Love is eternal. If it ends, it wasn't love.Collection: Love Is
The young have all the same flaws adults do. Plus one: immaturity.Collection: Immaturity
Saturday is an illusion.Collection: Illusion
Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!Collection: Husband
Only the prophets see the obvious.Collection: Prophet
I am, and have always been, a pornographic angel.Collection: Angel
Man finds happiness only in the superfluous. Under communism, he has only the essentials. How abominable and ridiculous!Collection: Men
The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.Collection: Bed
Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.Collection: Memories
Adulthood does not exist. Man is an eternal child.Collection: Children
The audience will only truly respect you when they have no idea what is going on.Collection: Ideas
In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.Collection: Soccer