Yogi Berra
Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself.Collection: Funny
He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.Collection: Funny
I really didn't say everything I said.Collection: Silly
Ok you guys, pair up in threes!Collection: Baseball
If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.Collection: Fans
What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.Collection: Differences
Man was not made to travel faster than a baseballCollection: Baseball
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.Collection: Funny
A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain't got no place to put you. He's going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don't want to walk you.Collection: Men
Its getting late earlyCollection: Late
Swing at the strikes.Collection: Baseball
I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto!Collection: Baseball
On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."Collection: Funny
He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light.Collection: Funny
I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.Collection: Baseball
Records and achievements are made to be broken.Collection: Broken
Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.Collection: Funny
The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.Collection: Fun
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.Collection: Food
It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!Collection: Suicide
I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I'd never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field.Collection: Baseball
Losing's a great motivator.Collection: Sports
That's too coincidental to be a coincidence.Collection: Coincidence
Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buriedCollection: Wife
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.Collection: Laughter
I don't want to make the wrong mistake.Collection: Mistake
I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.Collection: Funny
I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.Collection: Inspirational
If you don't know where you're going, when you get there you'll be lost.Collection: Wisdom
You can have everything you want as long as you don't want it badly enough.Collection: Long
Failure is just another opportunity to start over.Collection: Opportunity
If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.Collection: Work
Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can't understand it. It's too complicated. That's what's so simple about it.Collection: Music
Doing the little things can make a big difference.Collection: Differences
Anyone who is popular is bound to be disliked.Collection: Recognition
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.Collection: Funny
Prediction is very hard, particularly when it's about the future.Collection: Predictions
If you're going to cheat, it's better if you don't get caught.Collection: Cheat
Little things are big.Collection: Littles
It's not too far; it just seems like it is.Collection: Motivational
The game isn't over till it's over.Collection: Baseball
If I didn't wake up I'd still be sleepingCollection: Sleep
You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.Collection: Funny
Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.Collection: Yankees
The future is not what it used to be.Collection: Future
In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.Collection: Practice
Cut that pizza into six slices instead of eight, I ain't that hungry.Collection: Cutting
Pitching always beats batting — and vice-versa.Collection: Vices
50% of all married people are womenCollection: God