T. J. Miller
When you get into a car, and there's trash, or it's dirty, or one of the hubcaps is off, you're like, 'Come on, dude.' Every woman likes the confidence and self-respect that says, 'I get oil changes. I look after my vehicle.' That's what I recommend: Act like you don't care, but take care of your body.
Keep your elbows soft. Keep your elbows looking fine.
I don't know that I would host the Golden Globes or the Emmys because I don't think they have the appreciation for irreverence that the Critics Choice does.
I do believe that in the future there will be a movie called 'Deadpool vs. Wolverine'.
I was in 'Goodwin Games,' which was canceled, and a few other things, so I kind of swore off television unless I was writing or producing it.
I think the physical comedy in action sequences is fantastic. Like, '21 Jump Street' did a great job with that.
I like when people don't know what to expect.
A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'
Comedy gives you a shot of euphoria that distracts you from everything that's awful.
Fame is very isolating. It changes your reality.
'Silicon Valley' is a great show. It might be the best comedy on television. And if the Academy feels I have stood out to the point of deserving an award, I won't pawn it.
Artists want to be congratulated because they should be.
Stand-up and sketch and improv - that's the most direct contact you can have with somebody, making them laugh. I like that. I like the intimacy.
If there is one thing that makes me unique, it's that I riff a lot.
I'm the easiest person to make fun of.
It's the comedy that guides me. The acting and all that stuff comes second. It's equally important, but I just try to do that as best as I can.
I know that, as a comedian, I've made great strides because I've worked as hard as a person can work at being at least wildly amusing.
Mike Judge is very specific about how people look in his projects, and I think it's because he's an animator.
We're not a nation divided: we're a nation broken, and anything broken can be fixed.
If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.Collection: Laughing
My name's Todd but I changed it in the first grade because there was another kid named Todd and I didn't understand that that was possible.Collection: Kids
When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.Collection: Bears
Work harder than anyone else around you.Collection: Hard Work
Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.Collection: Car
If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.Collection: Psychologist
GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!!.... is how I climax.Collection: Bears
They ask me what the biggest thing I have going on right now is, and I usually say, "I think this interview?" And then they don't get that it's a joke. So then I say, Yogi Bear 3D. That's my default.Collection: Thinking
Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.Collection: Yogi Bear
I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.Collection: Sweat
I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme fatale thing. It's fun and it's unapologetic, and they tell women they can do whatever they want, and that's true, and that's a message that I want to carry, to tell girls they can do whatever they want.Collection: Girl
I'm having a difficult time killing my parentsCollection: Parent
Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.Collection: Writing
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.Collection: New York
Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.Collection: Writing
Yogi Bear was a real moment in my life. Post-Yogi Bear: don't drink as much. Pre-Yogi Bear: like to drink much.Collection: Real