Richard M. Nixon
I didn't do anything wrong and I promise to never do it again.Collection: Promise
There are times when an abortion is necessary. I know that. When you have a black and a white.Collection: White
Capitalism works better than it sounds, while socialism sounds better than it works.Collection: Sound
Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second rate president.Collection: Country
I don't think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic and emotional.Collection: Jobs
Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while.Collection: Honesty
The Jews are just a very aggressive and abrasive and obnoxious personality.Collection: Personality
I don't mind the homosexuality. I understand it. Nevertheless, goddamn, I don't think you glorify it on public television, homosexuality, even more than you glorify whores. We all know we have weaknesses. But, goddammit, what do you think that does to kids? You know what happened to the Greeks! Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo. We all know that. So was Socrates.Collection: Kids
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys.Collection: Girl
The important thing is that we maintain plausible deniability.Collection: Important
The Jewish cabal is out to get me.Collection: Cabal
The man of thought who will not act is ineffective; the man of action who will not think is dangerous.Collection: Men
Look at the Justice Department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews.Collection: Art
I would have made a good pope.Collection: Witty
As long as I'm sitting in the chair, there's not going to be any Jew appointed to that court. No Jew can be right on the criminal-law issue.Collection: Law
You have to face the fact that the whole problem is really the blacks. The key is to devise a system that recognizes this all while not appearing to.Collection: Keys
They put the Jewish interest above America's interest and it's about goddamn time that the Jew in America realizes he's an American first and a Jew second.Collection: America
The worst thing a politician can be is dull. At least I'm interesting.Collection: Interesting
The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.Collection: Imagine
But it's not just the ratty part of town. The upper class in San Francisco is that way. The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I can't shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.Collection: Hands
To the ordinary guy, all this is a bunch of gobbledygook. But out of the gobbledygook comes a very clear thing: you can't trust the government, you can't believe what they say, and you can't rely on their judgment.Collection: Believe
I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish.Collection: Strong
The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.Collection: Bunch
Any nation that decides the only way to achieve peace is through peaceful means is a nation that will soon be a piece of another nation.Collection: Peace
If the President does it, it can't be illegal.Collection: President
With all the power that a president has, the most important thing to bear in mind is this: You must not give power to a man unless, above everything else, he has character. Character is the most important qualification the president of the United States can have.Collection: Leadership
Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.Collection: Funny
Maybe New York shouldn't survive. Maybe it should go through a cycle of destruction.Collection: New York
Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.Collection: Funny
When the strongest nation in the world can be tied up for years in a war with no end in sight, when the richest nation in the world can't manage its own economy, when the nation with the greatest tradition of the rule of law is plagued by unprecedented lawlessness, and when the President of the United States cannot travel abroad or to any major city at home without fear of a hostile demonstration - then it's time for new leadership for the United States of America.Collection: Leadership
Where the hell is Chad?Collection: Political
Communism denies God, enslaves men, and destroys justice.Collection: Men
Screw State! State's always on the side of the blacks. The hell with them!Collection: Sides
The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word "crisis." One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity.Collection: Writing
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.Collection: Intelligent
The language of politics is poetry, not prose. Jackson is poetry. Cuomo is poetry. Dukakis is a word processor.Collection: Language
I got into a few games after they were hopelessly won or hopelessly lost, you know, when they put the substitutes in, and finally the water boy, and then me. That is the way it worked.Collection: Football
For one priceless moment in the whole history of man, all of the people on this earth are truly one. One in their pride at what you have done, one in our prayers that you will return safely to earth.Collection: Prayer
Violence or the threat of violence [must] never be permitted to influence the actions or judgments of the university community. Once it does, the community, almost by definition, ceases to be a university. It is for this reason that from time immemorial expulsion has been the primary instrument of university discipline.Collection: Time
Let us build a structure of peace in the world in which the weak are as safe as the strong in which each respects the right of the other to live by a different system in which those who would influence others will do so by the strength of their ideas, and not by the force of their arms. Let us accept that high responsibility not as a burden, but gladly gladly because the chance to build such a peace is the noblest endeavor in which a nation can engage.Collection: Peace
We must maintain the integrity of the White House, and that integrity must be real, not transparent. There can be no whitewash at the White House.Collection: Integrity
There is no such thing as a nonpolitical speech by a politician.Collection: Speech
A man isn't finnished when he is beaten he is finnished when he quitsCollection: Men
There is an international disease which feeds on the notion that if you have a cause to defend, you can use any means to further your cause, since the end justifies the means. As an international community, we must oppose this notion, whether it be in Canada, in the United States, or anywhere else. No cause justifies violence as long as the system provides for change by peaceful means.Collection: Mean
The Soviet Union began by banishing God. The United States began as a community of people who wanted to worship God as they chose. . . Man does not live by bread alone. Those in the United States whose desire to create a strictly secular society is as strong as Lenin's was should study this Cold War lesson closely. Communism was defeated by an alliance spearheaded by 'one nation under God.'Collection: Strong
Why would anyone want to be President today? The answer is not one of glory, or fame; today the burdens of the office outweigh its privileges. Its not because the Presidency offers a chance to be somebody, but because it offers a chance to do something.Collection: Office
The environmental agenda before the Congress includes laws to deal with water pollution, pesticide hazards, ocean dumping, excessive noise, careless land development and many other environmental problems. These problems will not stand still for politics or for partisanship.Collection: Ocean
And I want you to know that I have no intention whatever of ever walking away from the job that the people elected me to do for the people of the United States.Collection: Jobs