Michael Schur

Image of Michael Schur
The best episodes of 'The West Wing' that dealt with policy and stuff, in my opinion, were the ones where they were in the middle of a crisis, and they were trying to figure out how to solve problems.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
I think if you're too concerned with being cool or hip or liked, you can't really make good TV because sincerity and coolness are opposites.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
If a show ever tries to be cool, then it's going to be doing something wrong.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
I believe in the importance of sincerity and emotion and honesty in TV, even when it's goofy comedy.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
As a viewer of TV shows, I always like shows more when I just feel like the people in charge have a plan. You can just tell sometimes, 'Oh, there's a plan there. They have an idea for how this is going to unfold.'
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
For storytelling purposes, there has to be conflict, but that doesn't mean the people have to be mean. I've never liked mean-spirited comedy.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
My favorite sitcom of all time is 'Cheers.' That's a perfect example of how, like, people made fun of Cliff, but you never got the sense that they didn't like Cliff.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
My favorite TV show of all time is 'The Wire,' which has the feeling of a project-based show. You draw in people from disparate parts of the world, and they have to work together to achieve a goal.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
I care more about making sure the story is correct and the characters are behaving in character than I do about the individual jokes.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
People think of taxes as money just being robbed from you. They don't consider the benefits of paying taxes. The benefits that they get and also the benefit of just being a part of a large group of people: a town, or a city, or a country, or a society that allegedly should stand together and all try to help each other.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
Society is completely unreasonable. People want everything and want to pay for nothing. They panic if they think about their taxes being raised, but if their garbage collection is a day late they scream and yell.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
People don't seem to make the connection between their tax money and the benefits that they get from their tax money, like free education, and the fire department, and police protection, and everything else. It drives me bonkers, because it's pretty straightforward to me.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
I personally think the best ideas for TV shows - at least comedies - are very low-fi ideas. High concepts often sell pitches in movies and TV, but, especially in TV when you're talking about hopefully a 100 or 150 episode proposition, those concepts just burn off, and then you're stuck with nothing.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
The best shows are always the ones that are very, very low-concept and just about great characters.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and you can imagine that actor reading that line at your table read or on the set, it's like the sound of a snap snapping into place.
- Michael Schur
Image of Michael Schur
You can't achieve anything entirely by yourself. There's a support system that is a basic requirement of human existence. To be happy and successful on earth, you just have to have people that you rely on.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Successful
Image of Michael Schur
If the doors aren't open, just kick them in and keep walking.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Doors
Image of Michael Schur
Sometimes you've got to just commit to the idea and press forward and trust that you made the right decision.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Ideas
Image of Michael Schur
What's important on a comedy show, or any show, is that some stories have to go somewhere. There have to be ends to the beginnings and middles you create. But sometimes it's like a way station on the highway, then the actual thing doesn't have to be this giant, climactic, life-changing, game-changing thing.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Life Changing
Image of Michael Schur
I would far rather add a character who generates strong feelings than someone who just kind of floats along, generating medium-warmth smiles of gentle affirmation.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Strong
Image of Michael Schur
You really don't settle on an idea until you're really sure it's the best idea. Then once you settle on it you commit to it entirely. That was always the plan.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Ideas
Image of Michael Schur
You can't just sit around in leopard-print slippers and drink champagne all day and think everything's gonna work out somehow.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Thinking
Image of Michael Schur
You should be nice to people because it's better to be nice to people than mean to people, not because you think there's something in it for you.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Nice
Image of Michael Schur
In a weird way, it's not different from any other kind of joke-telling. You make those calculations about jokes about celebrities: is this a fair hit or not? The stakes were higher because the whole world was crumbling around us, but in terms of joke-telling, it's all about feel.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Different
Image of Michael Schur
Despite the insanity of using whether you would want to have a beer with someone as a legitimate reason for voting for or against them, I always felt that is indicative of a massive problem in politics: It matters as much what your personality is as how smart you are or how good you are at your job. That is a huge, huge problem. A lot of people who are very smart or very good at their jobs are not people I would want to ever have a beer with - but I would want them making massive policy decisions with huge implications for the future of the planet.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Jobs
Image of Michael Schur
It's all about media culture and people on television, and that feeling comfortable, friendly, or warm toward a candidate [in the elections] is a reason people would emotionally attach themselves to that candidate. I get the mechanics of it, I just hate that it's true.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Hate
Image of Michael Schur
I stopped using Twitter for a while just because I got sick of it and I started using it again, but I don't check the "mentions."
- Michael Schur
Collection: Sick
Image of Michael Schur
Amy Poehler did a really cute thing, [] [her son] said his prayers before he went to sleep that she was going to win [a Golden Globe] and when she got home she put [the trophy] in his bedroom. So when he woke up, he was like “Yes I did it, I did it”. He was so excited, he felt like he had somehow engendered the trophy into existence, which is so cute.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Cute
Image of Michael Schur
One of the worst things you could do in that world is curse at someone.
- Michael Schur
Collection: World
Image of Michael Schur
I got a lot of texts from friends and emails from friends and most of them were just pure jealousy.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Email
Image of Michael Schur
In a world where your interactions with humans are solely about rating one to five, two things happen: One is all humanity is lost in the name of fake pleasantries and also there's no nuance to that system. There's no room for complex interactions that are rich and meaningful.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Meaningful
Image of Michael Schur
I love crazy names. It comes right from Monty Python and Woody Allen - nothing in the world makes me giggle more than a funny name. It became a thing I started doing when I wrote. If a person came into a store and said, "How much is this apple?" that person would have an insane name.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Crazy
Image of Michael Schur
People do things with terrible motivations and those motivations are selfish and self-interested and financially driven.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Motivation
Image of Michael Schur
Every city, every town, every region in USA has these weird things - the way they pronounce words, or what they call soda, or how people drive. It's a huge country, and there's all these strange pockets of behavioral patterns that social anthropologists could spend lifetimes researching and reporting on.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Country
Image of Michael Schur
Topical-sketch writing were incredibly rational and well reasoned: don't do a joke if the subject doesn't deserve it. An ad hominem attack on someone might get you a cheap laugh, but it doesn't earn you any long-term trust. The biggest rule was: you attack whoever's in power. Don't bring your personal bias to the table.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Writing
Image of Michael Schur
With mockumentaries, the conceit is that the characters are being interviewed, so you can start a scene and cut to a character looking at the camera and saying, "I'm working on this project," instead of having to figure out ways for people to talk naturally about what they're doing. You see this problem in pilots - people end up explaining things to each other that they'd never explain in real life.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Real
Image of Michael Schur
Mockumentary formats are great for a couple of things. One of them is delivering the toughest part of any sitcom episode, what writers call "pipe" - the nuts and bolts of the story where you explain what's happening, the boring plot stuff.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Couple
Image of Michael Schur
I hate this phrase, but it's a "can do" attitude [that's important] that, whatever you do in life, you should have.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Attitude
Image of Michael Schur
I find Billy Eichner to be hilarious, though I also imagine that for many, a little goes a long way. Billy provides a kind of comedy the Parks and Recreations show did not have - an insane person screaming at everyone, and our job going forward, as it is with all of our characters, is to develop him and make him more three dimensional.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Character
Image of Michael Schur
The first joke I got on the air I remember clearly. Dennis McNicholas and Robert Carlock wrote a sketch where they were evacuating the Titanic, and the last two guys on the entire ship were the two black guys, Samuel L. Jackson and Tracy Morgan. So Will Ferrell was running back and forth, saying, "All first-class passengers get in the lifeboat. All second-class passengers and third-class passengers get in the lifeboat. Let's get all the animals in the lifeboat. Let's put all the empty luggage in the lifeboat."
- Michael Schur
Collection: Running
Image of Michael Schur
In high school, my friend and I discovered that your cable-access station had to let you do whatever you wanted - it was like the Wild West. We made a couple weird things, like a tribute to the Zucker brothers, where we had a panel discussion about the Naked Gun movies. We wrote a script and made jokes that I'm sure were terrible and showed clips of The Naked Gun without permission.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Brother
Image of Michael Schur
There's going to be a lot of people that don't like you, and there's nothing you can do about it. Instead of trying to win them over one by one, you need to do things that are getting huge swaths of votes [in the elections].
- Michael Schur
Collection: Winning
Image of Michael Schur
I am of the opinion that there is more high-quality television being produced than at any time in the history of television.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Quality
Image of Michael Schur
I don't know why anybody does anything in the world of television.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Doe
Image of Michael Schur
A million years ago, when doing research about the world of municipal government, one thing that struck me is how often people's job titles changed - from one department to another, from the public to the private sector and back again. People move around a lot, everyone has her eye on some other, slightly better situation in some other corner of city hall. Plus governments are constantly shuffling and reorganizing and shuttering or condensing departments - they are often byzantine hodge-podges of fractured org charts lying atop a bed of shifting sand.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Lying
Image of Michael Schur
Rule number one for the writers when we committed to the jump was: no hoverboards. No one is allowed to pitch that everyone is on hoverboards. It's going to be very very gently sci-fi.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Committed
Image of Michael Schur
I think that that the main problem with a lot of social media stuff in terms of ratings is it's a very skewed motivation.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Motivation
Image of Michael Schur
The news is a public service. It's a way to inform people of what's going on in their world. And when you make it about ratings and make it about ad dollars, there's no incentive to inform people. The incentive is to be sensationalistic and get as many people to watch as you can without any regard for truth or objectivity.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Objectivity
Image of Michael Schur
I am not on Facebook. I'm not on Instagram. I only use Twitter, which I wish I didn't.
- Michael Schur
Collection: Wish