Jim Goad
I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too.Collection: Humor
The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable.Collection: Diet
My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.
My hatred is diamond-hard.
Hatred is the air I breathe. It permeates every cell in my body.
They're not posing as being Jesus Christ all the time.
Many of the racial problems in America are caused by the fact that people are innately tribal, and politicians know how to exploit that biological fact.
People can be so heartless and dirty.
Beware of anyone who calls you bad names merely for asking honest questions. Beware of anyone who insists on reframing your sincere curiosity as a character defect. Beware of anyone who questions your motives while ignoring your facts. When someone calls you bad names merely for asking questions, it suggests they know the answer but are terrified to admit it.Collection: Character
To think that humans evolved from lower species BUT the evolutionary process somehow came to a halt and we all arrived at the finish line simultaneously is to embrace a fiction possibly more implausible than Christianity.Collection: Thinking
Society's only real 'progressives' are the deviants and mutants. Look at evolution - fish who didn't deviate never became amphibians; frogs who didn't mutate never became reptiles; conformist snakes never became mammals , etc. Normal Humans will remain humans, and they'll be subjugated by the digital monsters of the next few millenia.Collection: Real
Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they'd instantly become racists themselves.Collection: Racist
A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don't like me, but none of them ever try to explain why their opinion should matter to me. I think most of them sense, but would never be brave enough to admit, their subordinate role in the food chain relative to me.Collection: Thinking
I prefer for a woman's most private of areas to have as much hair as Carlos Santana's entire band, head to toe, circa 1972.Collection: Hair
I believe "human sexuality" is one of the most ridiculous aspects of being a human, and here I was, facing publications whose prevailing editorial slant sought to portray our basic rutting instincts as something "ennobling" and "empowering," to depict women who were fundamentally whores and predominantly unstable as "sex workers" and "goddesses."Collection: Sex
Homosexuality is genetically hardwired but race and gender are only ideas. OK. Just trying to keep up.Collection: Race
What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have to live with the added anus of indignity. The denial of one's inevitable demise is what causes most of the astringent blandness in the world. When your existence ends most certainly in death, there is no such thing as 'going too far'. There are no 'lines' you should fear to cross except the finish line. Playing it safe is the most dangerous thing you could do.Collection: Imagination
I still partially suffer from the delusion that if you explain things logically and systematically, most people will abandon their emotional prejudices and respond to logic. But I don't suffer from that delusion as wholeheartedly as I did in the past. So if there's a fundamental difference, it's that I've accepted the fact that most imbeciles will never 'get' me and I shouldn't allow myself to get so upset about it.Collection: Past
I can't tell you how many times people - through the anonymity and safety of the Internet, of course - have told me 'You beat women' as if it was an ongoing, daily thing. The only person ever brave enough to say it to my face quickly surrendered his courage when I said, 'Would you like to step outside and see if I can beat men, too?'Collection: Men
A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as "America`s leading expert on the militia movement" writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the night of the Oklahoma City bombing. He told junior that it happened "because they hated too much" For now, let`s accept the premise that one hundred sixty-eight humans died in Oklahoma City because people "hated too much" Now answer these questions if you would be so kind: did a federal sniper shoot Vicki Weaver in the face because he hated too much? Did our government conduct the Tuskegee with syphilis on black soldiers because it hated too much?Collection: Writing
In a perverse way, it's very patriarchal to think that women can't be malicious or violent.Collection: Thinking
It's very odd to observe someone else taking your identity into their own hands and getting it all wrong. I don't think most people will ever get to experience how truly weird it is.Collection: Thinking
The average human's fundamental project is to find someone else to blame for their problems.Collection: Average
People huddle together in doctrinaire herds, and the same jackasses who, without the slightest risk, now scream against racism are the same conformist personality types who would have carried torches in lynch mobs a century ago.Collection: Racism
One of the greatest pleasures I get from my measly professional career is confusing people.Collection: Careers
Negative opinions about me don't faze me unless I respect the person giving the opinion, which is rare. And if it's someone I respect, I usually take heed of what they're saying. But if I don't respect them, which I usually don't, what's the point?Collection: Giving
The leftist drive for control is insatiable.Collection: Leftists
San Francisco, America's B-movie imitation of Paris. San Francisco, the city that ruined punk rock. San Francisco, the most intolerant place in the country.Collection: Country
There were people whom I considered friends or loved ones who either abandoned me or betrayed me in ways I'd never have suspected. But there were others who had been barely acquaintances of mine whose loyalty and efforts on my behalf made me realize that not everyone was as inherently rotten as I'd previously believed. So it caused a violent split in my view of humanity - people turned out to be far worse and far better than I'd ever dreamed possible.Collection: Loyalty
It was simultaneously refreshing and a bit shocking to see how cavalierly most Aussies toss out slurs and insults about nonwhites.Collection: Toss
You could paper the globe with evidence that there are demonstrable cognitive and physical disparities between what are crudely called human "races." But you could fit all the evidence of innate equality on your pinkie fingernail with room to spare.Collection: Race
I've never had a meth habit, I don't walk around naked, and unless I'm actively provoked, I'm generally polite and well-spoken.Collection: Naked
He who trades his identity for money will one day wind up with neither.Collection: Wind
Hatespeak is usually more honest than lovespeak, and it's always better than doublespeak.Collection: Honest
The criticism that has most consistently bothered me is the allegation that I'm a schlockmeister whose only objective is to shock people.Collection: People
Show me pornography which promotes violence against women, and I'll buy it.Collection: Violence
I'm more muscular than I was in my younger days. My biceps and shoulders, especially.Collection: Biceps
I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.Collection: Twelve
I don't think fatherhood's changed me so much as it's conjured protective instincts I've had all along.Collection: Thinking
I write to please myself.Collection: Writing
The idea that the reader is important enough to me that I'd tailor my words to either please or offend them always seems amusingly alien to me.Collection: Ideas
I'll hit anyone who's seriously threatening my life... that's what happened, and that's what sent me to prison.Collection: Prison
I was exposed to violence while I was still in the womb - my father punched my mother in the stomach while she was pregnant with me.Collection: Mother
I don't think it's entirely paranoid to suspect that one day, you won't be able to so much as question the primary tenets of anti-racism without going to jail.Collection: Thinking
When I write, I strain with every wizened fibre of my weathered frame to analyze every possible angle of any given subject.Collection: Writing
I'm developing a mild rash at the idea of "plugging" anything, because it's not how I roll.Collection: Ideas
I never want to think or write about the topic again when I'm finished with it.Collection: Writing
You truly need to witness me goo-gooing and coo-cooing and making up goofy little songs to glean a full appreciation of how nauseating I can be. This is another instance where things seemingly don't add up - how can this vile, hateful, violent, misogynist, racist, loathsome, repugnant, worthless, reprehensible subhuman be so insanely tender and kind to little doggies and kitty-cats?Collection: Song
Plenty of people have bad divorces, but few of them end up with cancer, imprisonment, and public scorn. In the dark, rolling, treacherous wake of that sunken ship, the last thing I sought was a "relationship" or, heaven forbid, marriage.Collection: Cancer
I'll argue anyone into the dust when it comes to facts.Collection: Dust