Janusz Korwin-Mikke
A monkey is a much better voter than a socialist. Statistically speaking, if we assume that there are two options to choose from: the "A" and the "B" - the monkey is voting randomly, so its wrong 50% of the time. The socialist, however - is always wrong.Collection: Two
The world is not ruled by those who have money, but those who have dreams.Collection: Dream
You people are right - I am for equal rights for women. I am for that female jobs such as feeding husband and children be considered as valuable as male jobs.Collection: Jobs
This is not about the aesthetics: there is a rule in a society: "Whoever you deal with, makes you become them", therefore watching the efforts of para-athletes can bring the temporary mobility disorder. If we want humanity to develop, the television should show us people who are healthy, beautiful, strong, honest and wise - not perverts, murderers, weaklings, losers, idiots or invalids.Collection: Beautiful
Democracy means that if this man,you Miss and I will be trapped on an island, we having a majority of votes will decide that you have to sleep with us. That's the Democracy. And with 2/3 votes we can even put that in the constitution.Collection: Mean
When in organism there are cancer cells, they have to be removed, not helped because they're "so young" and "so creative".Collection: Cancer
A jump from the sixth floor is definitely more harmful than taking heroin, yet we don't forbid building sixth floors.Collection: Building
If socialism gave more prosperity than capitalism does, I would still prefer capitalism - as it gives more freedom. Luckily, though, I do not have to face this dillema.Collection: Giving
If every other Jew had a weapon in 1939, there wouldn't be a Holocaust.Collection: Holocaust
The Building of European Commission would be perfect for a brothel.Collection: Perfect
Socialists believe otherwise - a man is not competent enough to make decision should he use seatbelt, should he buy insurance, and the same man is competent enough to elect president and government.Collection: Believe
I've had no sexual education, but I have six children.Collection: Children
Under Hitler or Stalin a Góral [Tatra-highlander] could choose to produce oscypek [smoked cheese] however he preferred. Nowadays the EU official is watching him.Collection: Cheese
Currently we breed cowards and snitches. Whored society of sons of whores!Collection: Son
I support the protection of life from conception to natural death. But a natural death for a murderer is a death on the gallows.Collection: Support
Saying you are a patriot is not enough - you have to be one.Collection: Patriot
Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.Collection: Missing
It is the nature of the pig, that if there's nothing to stop her from stepping into abreuvoir - then it will. Nothing will stop bureaucracy from continuing to serve us "good" and protecting us from "evil" - if we'll let them do that.Collection: Pigs
I am for joining a free trade zone. The European Union is not such zone, but a zone of raging bureaucracy which stears every hectolitre of wine, and every tone of beef.Collection: Wine
Socialists try to convince us that the tea becomes sweet not because of sugar, but because of mixing.Collection: Sweet
Every fascist state like Germany, France, or modern Poland takes away citizen's right to self-defense. Fascist Americans such as Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton want to take arms away from American society.Collection: Self
Socialism destroys everywhere one thing - diversity. Everything is supposed to be best, and as we know, best things are always in shortage. I remind once more that for reds "best" is what they consider "best" for us, and not what we like.Collection: Diversity
Prisons are the universities of the opposition.Collection: Prison
[Women] Inferior? Superior! I am sexist, of course.Collection: Sexist
Fight to preserve these traits of civilization, that made us go forward.Collection: Fighting
But please remember, that in 1991 in the Sejm [lower chamber of polish parliament] I didn't demand the abolishment of Special Economic Zones. I demanded the creation of a single Special Economic Zone - which would encompass the whole country!Collection: Country
The purpose of road traffic is speed, not safety.Collection: Safety
Before I was nine years old, I had been a socialist. When young, everyone is a socialist; later he becomes cleverer.Collection: Years
Politicians that proclaim big words without meaning rule in democracy. At best they allow themselves to discover that it's better to be rich and healthy than sick and poor and that it is necessary to care for 'good of Poland" - clap clap, hurricane of clapping.Collection: Sick
I suspect in Lenin's works there's everything, if you search well.Collection: Wells
A scientist who writes for a grant has to write subpar papers - so that the grant giver will understand what the paper is about.Collection: Writing
Nobody is sure of his life, property and health when the parliament deliberates.Collection: Parliament
Socialist is not a human but animal - because human differs from animal in this that he has moral rules, and reds, as their program states, they disobey them.Collection: Animal
Socialism is a monster which will die.Collection: Monsters
For if the car drives in the wrong direction better fuel doesn't help.Collection: Car
Fascism is not [only] squads of the SA or the Blackshirts marching on the streets. Fascism is officials, in uniforms ordering what is capitalist supposed to do with "his" factory, and how he should father "his" children and occasionally - how many Jews (or anti-Semites) should be sent to Auschwitz.Collection: Children
We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes.Collection: Jobs