Don Van Vliet
There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.Collection: People
Be kind, man - don't be mankind.Collection: Men
It's not worth getting into the bullshit to see what the bull ate.Collection: Bullshit
The largest living land mammal is the absent mind.Collection: Inspirational
A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond.Collection: Rabbits
Art is rearranging and grouping mistakes.Collection: Art
I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.Collection: Giving
I think people have had too much to think and ought to flex their magic muscles. It takes awhile to get oriented to what I do, but people seem to be able to hear it if they give it a chance. I'd never just want to do what everybody else did. I'd be contributing to the sameness of everything.Collection: Thinking
I like the blues..... but I like aqua marine just as much.Collection: Marine
If you got ears, you gotta listen.Collection: Ears
It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat.Collection: Thinking
Beatle bones and smokin' stones the dry sands fall.Collection: Fall
I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.Collection: Stupid
Earth ... God's golf ball.Collection: Golf
If you want to be a different fish, you've got to jump out of the school.Collection: School
The earth is Godʹs golf ball.Collection: Golf
I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.Collection: People