Top Smoking Quotes Collection - Page 2

Discover a curated collection of Smoking quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category. Page 2 provides more Smoking quotes.

Image of Gail Carriger
Highland werewolves had a reputation for doing atrocious and highly unwarranted *things*, like wearing smoking jackets to the dinner table.
- Gail Carriger
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Image of Cesare Pavese
Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.
- Cesare Pavese
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Image of Kristen Stewart
I'm going to stop smoking. I'm not such a good smoker, anyway. It's not in my bones. I'm gonna drop it.
- Kristen Stewart
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Image of David Bowie
I can ask for cigarettes in every language
- David Bowie
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Image of Kurt Vonnegut
I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't.
- Kurt Vonnegut
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Image of George Washington
If you can't send money, send tobacco.
- George Washington
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Image of Mark Twain
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
- Mark Twain
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Image of Katharine Whitehorn
Does anybody who gave up smoking to save a pound a week have a pound at the end of the week? Not on your life.
- Katharine Whitehorn
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Image of Winston Churchill
When someone says to me, Ugh, you smoke. I reply, Ugh, you're ugly. I can quit smoking.
- Winston Churchill
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Image of Peter Thiel
Twitter is hard to evaluate. They have a lot of potential. It's a horribly mismanaged company — probably a lot of pot-smoking going on there. But it's such a solid franchise it may even work with all that.
- Peter Thiel
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Image of Peter Thiel
It's a horribly mismanaged company-probably a lot of pot smoking going on there.
- Peter Thiel
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Image of George Carlin
To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.
- George Carlin
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Image of Margaret Cho
[Smoking] was a comfort, an occupation, a drug, a casual habit, a distraction, a way to not eat, a way to not pay attention, a way to not feel.
- Margaret Cho
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Image of Lenny Bruce
I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.
- Lenny Bruce
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Image of Laura Bush
Don't start smoking. It's much harder to stop than it is not to start at all.
- Laura Bush
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Image of Martin Amis
Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.
- Martin Amis
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Image of Leonard Ravenhill
We have too many preacherettes preaching too many sermonettes to too many Christianettes smoking cigarettes.
- Leonard Ravenhill
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Image of Thomas A. Edison
Smoking too much makes me nervous. Must lasso my natural tendency to acquire such habits. Holding heavy cigar constantly in my mouth has deformed my upper lip, it has a sort of Havana curl.
- Thomas A. Edison
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Image of Arthur Conan Doyle
It is quite a three-pipe problem.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
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Image of Joe Eszterhas
The-one of the odd things that's going on with smoking these days is that in the '90s, smoking at movies in the '90s, there were more movies showing smoking than there were in the '60s.
- Joe Eszterhas
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Image of Joe Eszterhas
There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of what he did with that cigar.
- Joe Eszterhas
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Image of Joe Eszterhas
I was surprised by how warm the response was, even among studio heads, who said they really, we do have to do something about glamourization of smoking.
- Joe Eszterhas
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Image of Joe Eszterhas
Bette Davis had a phrase that called it "cigarette smoking acting" .
- Joe Eszterhas
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Image of Benjamin Disraeli
You have proved it is a very moral habit.
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Image of Benjamin Disraeli
Tobacco is the tomb of love.
- Benjamin Disraeli
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Image of Eminem
If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.
- Eminem
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Image of Arthur Conan Doyle
It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes.
- Arthur Conan Doyle
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Image of Kinky Friedman
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
- Kinky Friedman
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Image of John Green
He lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the swinging bench, head spinning, and threw the cigarette to the ground and stomped on it, convinced my Great Perhaps did not involve cigarettes.
- John Green
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Image of John Green
I ran like a cheetah - well, like a cheetah that smoked too much.
- John Green
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Image of Elizabeth Gilbert
As smoking is to the lungs, so is resentment to the soul; even one puff is bad for you.
- Elizabeth Gilbert
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Image of Benjamin Franklin
Love, Cough, & a Smoke, can't well be hid.
- Benjamin Franklin
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Image of Al Gore
Cigarette smoking is a significant contributor to global warming!
- Al Gore
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Image of Chelsea Handler
You've got guys on freeways with motorbikes with no helmets on, you can't drink until you're 21 and we wonder why so many youth are smoking f - ing cannabis, and you can start driving here at 15. How f - ed up is that?
- Chelsea Handler
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Image of Dave Attell
I smoke so much. Three packs a day... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.
- Dave Attell
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Image of David Hockney
There would be no bohemia without smoking.
- David Hockney
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Image of Mike Huckabee
Ok to ban smoking from workplaces, but not to ban smoking.
- Mike Huckabee
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Image of Jimi Hendrix
There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.
- Jimi Hendrix
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Image of Etgar Keret
I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day.
- Etgar Keret
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Image of Fran Lebowitz
Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.
- Fran Lebowitz
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Image of Fran Lebowitz
Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.
- Fran Lebowitz
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Image of Charles Lamb
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.
- Charles Lamb
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Image of Fran Lebowitz
Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.
- Fran Lebowitz
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Image of Steve Martin
The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart?
- Steve Martin
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Image of Cormac McCarthy
What deity in the realms of dementia, what rabid god decocted out of the smoking lobes of hydrophobia could have devised a keeping place for souls so poor as is this flesh. This mawky worm-bent tabernacle.
- Cormac McCarthy
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Image of Chris Matthews
It's no good to shoot a guy anymore. It's not enough. Nobody is throwing anybody off of buildings after seeing these movies, but they are smoking after seeing some good-looking celebrity smoke.
- Chris Matthews
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Image of James M. Barrie
The Elizabethan age might be better named the beginning of the smoking era.
- James M. Barrie
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Image of Terence McKenna
I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis
- Terence McKenna
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