Top Hangover Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Hangover quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of James Crumley
Home is where you hang your hangover.
- James Crumley
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Image of Heather Morris
My head is pounding. Like the worst hangover ever.
- Heather Morris
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Image of Ben Affleck
The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man.
- Ben Affleck
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Image of Alan Garner
Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
- Alan Garner
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Image of Alan Garner
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
- Alan Garner
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Image of Kenzaburo Oe
If any suffering was fruitless it was the agony of a hangover; what he suffered now could not expiate suffering of any other kind.
- Kenzaburo Oe
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Image of Sully Erna
Pedialyte's a super-Gatorade that they give infants when they're dehydrated. It's on all our riders now. Drink a liter of grape Pedialyte and no hangover. The guys from Pantera taught us that trick.
- Sully Erna
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Image of Jimmy Breslin
Don't trust a brilliant idea unless it survives the hangover.
- Jimmy Breslin
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Image of Jimmy Breslin
The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover
- Jimmy Breslin
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Image of Jaroslav Hašek
After debauches and orgies there always follows the moral hangover.
- Jaroslav Hašek
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Image of Matt Haig
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.
- Matt Haig
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Image of Lemmy Kilmister
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.
- Lemmy Kilmister
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Image of Kevin Barry
Before forty, you think that exhaustion is something like a long-lasting hangover. But at forty you learn all about it. Even your passions exhaust you.
- Kevin Barry
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Image of Eddie Condon
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
- Eddie Condon
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Image of Kyle Smith
The good news is that “The Hangover Part III” isn’t a rerun like the second episode. The bad news is everything else. For all the promise of mayhem and WTF moments, the final episode hits you with all the force of a warm can of O’Doul’s.
- Kyle Smith
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Image of Ike Barinholtz
Theres nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. Its bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.
- Ike Barinholtz
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Image of Alfred W. Crosby
Modern civilization is a product of an energy binge. Binges often end in hangovers.
- Alfred W. Crosby
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Image of Dorothy Draper
The Drab Age is over. Color is coming into its own again. Until very recently people were literally scared out of their wits by color. Perhaps this was a hangover from our Puritan ancestors. But whatever the reason, brown, grays and neutrals were the only shades considered 'safe.' Now we know that lovely, clear colors have a vital effect on our mental happiness. Modern doctors and psychiatrists are convinced of this!
- Dorothy Draper
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Image of Michael Crummey
Michael Winter’s fiction is a lot like hearing him talk about his life… harrowing in an after-the-fact hilarious way. Full of wonder and mystery. A hangover you wouldn’t miss for the world.
- Michael Crummey
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Image of Ken Jeong
It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.
- Ken Jeong
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Image of Byron York
In the end, no single group will mean defeat for the Democrat and victory for the Republican in 2016. But President Obama's troubling legacy - a weakened coalition and growing ranks of alienated white voters - could mean a serious post-presidential hangover for Democrats.
- Byron York
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Image of Zach Galifianakis
I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.
- Zach Galifianakis
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Image of Liz Jensen
Hangovers are a vivid form of vengeance. Last night my apartment became the venue for a small, introverted chardonnay festival. A melancholy choir of Bulgarians provided the entertainment, via a set of headphones that ended up irredeemably tangled beneath the bed. Part of me just watched. The other part was in charge.
- Liz Jensen
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Image of Helen Van Slyke
If arrogance is the heady wine of youth, then humility must be its eternal hangover.
- Helen Van Slyke
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Image of Ed Helms
I mean they [ Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis] are both just really good guys and also they're both extremely funny in very unique ways. We made each other laugh an awful lot, and that goes a long way. And we also went through some hard times. I mean it was hard to make this movie [The Hangover].
- Ed Helms
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Image of Jomo Kenyatta
Some people try deliberately to exploit the colonial hangover for their own purpose, to serve an external force. To us, Communism is as bad as imperialism.
- Jomo Kenyatta
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Image of Cass McCombs
Try to keep your mind. Try not to eat bad, try not to wake up with too bad of a hangover.
- Cass McCombs
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Image of Rajneesh
Tension means hurry, fear, doubt. Tension means a constant effort to protect, to be secure, to be safe. Tension means preparing for the tomorrow now, or for the afterlife - afraid tomorrow you will not be able to face the reality, so be prepared. Tension means the past that you have not lived really but only somehow bypassed; it hangs, it is a hangover, it surrounds you.
- Rajneesh
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Image of George Mikes
I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.
- George Mikes
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Image of Mort Sahl
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except the drone.
- Mort Sahl
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Image of Hunter S. Thompson
The importance of Liking Yourself is a notion that fell heavily out of favor during the coptic, anti-ego frenzy of the Acid Era--but nobody guessed back then that the experiment might churn up this kind of hangover: a whole subculture of frightened illiterates with no faith in anything.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Image of Jack Nicklaus
I guess that's why they call it Hell.
- Jack Nicklaus
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Image of Henry Miller
Whenever a taboo is broken, something good happens, something vitalizing. Taboos after all are only hangovers, the product of diseased minds, you might say, of fearsome people who hadn't the courage to live and who under the guise of morality and religion have imposed these things upon us.
- Henry Miller
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Image of Colin Quinn
Well... you know, I would wake up with a terrible hangover in a jail somewhere and worst part was that I would not know why I was there.
- Colin Quinn
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Image of Barack Obama
I do have confidence that we're gonna be able to get it right. But it's not gonna be overnight. And there's no silver bullets to this. The fact of the matter is, is that we are suffering from a massive hangover from a binge of risk taking.
- Barack Obama
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Image of Dorothy Parker
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
- Dorothy Parker
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Image of Dorothy Parker
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
- Dorothy Parker
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Image of Todd Phillips
I make decisions to do movies based on the cast. I'd just been working with Zach Galifianakis on 'The Hangover', and I was thinking, I've got to find something to do with this guy immediately.
- Todd Phillips
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Image of P. G. Wodehouse
I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.
- P. G. Wodehouse
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Image of Nicki Minaj
Might let him take it home and slaughter that/ He got friends for all of my friends/ They ain't leaving 'till we say when/ And we gon' hangover the next day.
- Nicki Minaj
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Image of Hunter S. Thompson
it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Image of Colin Wilson
The effects of mescalin or LSD can be, in some respects, far more satisfying than those of alcohol. To begin with, they last longer; they also leave behind no hangover, and leave the mental faculties clear and unimpaired. They stimulate the faculties and produce the ideal ground for a peak experience.
- Colin Wilson
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Image of Markus Zusak
He left Himmel Street wearing his hangover and a suit.
- Markus Zusak
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Image of John Waters
Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.
- John Waters
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Image of J.A. Redmerski
I love the smell of Waffle House; it's the smell of freedom, being on the open road and knowing that ninety percent of the people eating around you are also on that road. Truck driver's, road-trippers, hangovers--those who don't live that monotonous life of society slavery.
- J.A. Redmerski
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Image of Richard Pryor
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?
- Richard Pryor
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Image of Brian Molko
When every day became a hangover and when you look at yourself in the mirror and go 'I don't like how you're coming across to people.' and when every day just started to feel the same. After the 50th shag, it doesn't mean so much anymore.
- Brian Molko
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Image of Warren Buffett
We still find very few [stocks] that even mildly interest us. That dismal fact is testimony to the insanity of valuations reached during The Great Bubble. Unfortunately, the hangover may prove to be proportional to the binge.
- Warren Buffett
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Image of Raymond Chandler
You can have a hangover from other things than alcohol. I had one from women.
- Raymond Chandler
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Image of Charles Bukowski
The hangover was brutal but he didn't mind. It told him he had been somewhere else, someplace good.
- Charles Bukowski
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