Hunter S. Thompson
I think I'm one of the most patriotic people that I've ever encountered in America. I consider myself a bedrock patriot. I participate very actively in local politics, because my voice might be worthwhile. I participate in a meaningful way - not by donations; I work at it.Collection: Patriotism
Truth is weirder than any fiction I've seen.Collection: Truth
The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.Collection: Morning
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.Collection: Men
The behavior of the crowd at Churchill Downs is like 100,000 vicious Hyenas going berserk all at once in a space about the size of a 777 jet or the White House lawn.Collection: Space
I am a generous man, by nature, and far more trusting than I should be. Indeed. The real world is risky territory for people with generosity of spirit. Beware.Collection: Nature
The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and like any other junkie, he's a bummer to have around, especially as President.Collection: Politics
I have learned, in my life and work as a sportswriter, that big-time Sports and big-time Politics are not so far apart in America. They are both a means to the same end, which is victory... And why not? Victory is good for you, and don't let anybody tell you different.Collection: Politics
Objective journalism is one of the main reasons that American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.Collection: Politics
The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.Collection: Power
I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.Collection: Experience
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.Collection: Truth
March is a month without mercy for rabid basketball fans. There is no such thing as a 'gentleman gambler' when the Big Dance rolls around. All sheep will be fleeced, all fools will be punished severely... There are no Rules when the deal goes down in the final weeks of March. Even your good friends will turn into monsters.Collection: Good
Football fans share a universal language that cuts across many cultures and many personality types. A serious football fan is never alone. We are legion, and football is often the only thing we have in common.Collection: Alone
There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.Collection: Experience
Nixon was a bad loser. He hated losing worse than death, and that is why I enjoyed him. We were both football fans, both addicts; and on some days, nothing else mattered.Collection: Death
Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.Collection: Hope
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.Collection: Food
One of the most basic factors in sports is that winning becomes a habit, and losing is the same way. When failure starts to feel normal in your life or your work or even your darkest vices, you won't have to go looking for trouble, because trouble will find you. Count on it.Collection: Failure
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.Collection: Society
Buy the ticket, take the ride.Collection: Chance
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.Collection: Humor
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.Collection: Sports
Nixon represents that dark, venal and incurably violent side of the American character almost every other country in the world has learned to fear and despise.Collection: Fear
Politics is the art of controlling your environment.Collection: Art
February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the annual midseason doldrums, and baseball is not even mentioned.Collection: Sports
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.Collection: Beauty
I am not a yachting person, by nature, but I have just enough experience on the sea under sail to feel a certain nostalgia for it when I see a big white racing yacht heeled over at cruising speed on the ocean, and I can still tie a mean bowline knot on just about anything in less than 10 seconds.Collection: Experience
I have long understood that losing always comes with the territory when you wander into the gambling business, just as getting crippled for life is an acceptable risk in the linebacker business. They both are extremely violent sports, and pain is part of the bargain. Buy the ticket, take the ride.Collection: Sports
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.Collection: Truth
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.Collection: Money
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.Collection: Imagination
Justice is expensive in America. There are no Free Passes... You might want to remember this, the next time you get careless and blow off a few Parking Tickets. They will come back to haunt you the next time you see a Cop car in your rear-view mirror.Collection: Car
Freedom is something that dies unless it's used.Collection: Freedom
There might be some serious fun in politics.Collection: Politics
'Crazy' is a term of art; 'Insane' is a term of law. Remember that, and you will save yourself a lot of trouble.Collection: Art
A word to the wise is infuriating.Collection: Funny
There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.Collection: Fear
Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.Collection: Morning
Marathon running, like golf, is a game for players, not winners. That is why Callaway sells golf clubs and Nike sells running shoes. But running is unique in that the world's best racers are on the same course, at the same time, as amateurs, who have as much chance of winning as your average weekend warrior would scoring a touchdown in the NFL.Collection: Chance
The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot - and it's only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear.Collection: Fear
As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day.Collection: Learning
Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is.Collection: Politics
Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.Collection: Smile
Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it's because I'm Smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an incurable Gambling addict.Collection: Politics
I have warned many times about the guaranteed dangers of betting with your heart instead of your head - big darkness, soon come - but every once in a while you get a fair chance to have it both ways, and the annual NCAA basketball Tournament is one of them.Collection: Chance
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.
Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.