Top Halloween Quotes Collection - Page 5

Discover a curated collection of Halloween quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category. Page 5 provides more Halloween quotes.

Image of Jay Leno
My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.
- Jay Leno
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Image of David Letterman
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.
- David Letterman
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Image of David Letterman
Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.
- David Letterman
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Image of Jay Leno
Here is a very inexpensive costume idea. Wear a re-elect Obama button and go out as a journalist.
- Jay Leno
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Image of Iman Shumpert
Everyday has to be different for me. Even if people are like, "You dressed up like a character today, it's not Halloween."
- Iman Shumpert
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Image of Dave Barry
I love Halloween. It reminds me of my happy childhood days as a student at Wampus Elementary School in Armonk, N.Y., when we youngsters used to celebrate Halloween by making decorations out of construction paper and that white paste that you could eat.
- Dave Barry
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Image of Gabriel Garcia Marquez
How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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Image of James M. Barrie
Ghosts were created when the first man awoke in the night.
- James M. Barrie
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Image of Bill Maher
Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
- Bill Maher
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Image of Dave Barry
So when I open the door on Halloween, I am confronted by three or four imaginary heroes, such as G.I. Joe, Conan the Barbarian and Oliver North, who would look very terrifying except that they are three feet tall and facing in random directions. They stand there silently for several seconds before an adult voice hisses from the darkness behind them: "Say 'Trick or treat!
- Dave Barry
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Image of Demetri Martin
Halloween: the day each year when strangers give you even more specific reasons to dislike them based on what they are wearing.
- Demetri Martin
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Image of Groucho Marx
Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
- Groucho Marx
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Image of Richelle Mead
Right. Because there’s no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance
- Richelle Mead
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Image of Demetri Martin
Halloween's my favorite holiday because you don't have to spend it with your family.
- Demetri Martin
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