Top Funny Valentines Day Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Funny Valentines Day quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Aberjhani
Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.
- Aberjhani
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Image of Dion Boucicault
I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.
- Dion Boucicault
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Image of Melanie Clark Pullen
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
- Melanie Clark Pullen
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Image of Catullus
Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more.
- Catullus
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Image of Martha Stewart
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
- Martha Stewart
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Image of Lewis Black
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
- Lewis Black
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Image of Stephen Colbert
Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you're old.
- Stephen Colbert
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Image of Jimmy Fallon
Oh here's an idea: let's make pictures of our internal organs and give them to other people we love on Valentine's Day. That's not weird at all.
- Jimmy Fallon
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Image of George Lopez
The jewelry stores say, 'Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,' while wives tell you they love you with, 'Ok, but just because it's Valentine's Day.'
- George Lopez
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