Top Funny Love Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Funny Love quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
My brother is gay and my parents don't care, as long as he marries a doctor.Collection: Funny Love
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.Collection: Funny Love
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.Collection: Funny Love
I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.Collection: Funny Love
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.Collection: Funny Love
Hate is funny. Love isn't. Love can kill you. Hate can keep you alive.Collection: Funny Love
Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.Collection: Funny Love
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.Collection: Funny Love
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give inCollection: Funny Love
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.Collection: Funny Love
I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be let alone!' There is all the difference.Collection: Funny Love
I love you like a fat kid love cake.Collection: Funny Love
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?Collection: Funny Love
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.Collection: Funny Love
We were so young, so in love, and so in debt.Collection: Funny Love
Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."Collection: Funny Love
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.Collection: Funny Love
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.Collection: Funny Love
Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.Collection: Funny Love
My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.Collection: Funny Love
My life acccomplishments? Sanity, and youCollection: Funny Love
You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.Collection: Funny Love
When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened.Collection: Funny Love
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.Collection: Funny Love
Life tells you to take the elevator, but love tells you to take the stairs.Collection: Funny Love
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.Collection: Funny Love