Top Dumb Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Dumb quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of William Powell
Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?
- William Powell
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Image of D.B.C. Pierre
The problem with learning the truth about things is that you lose the confidence that comes from being dumb.
- D.B.C. Pierre
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Image of Tucker Max
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
- Tucker Max
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Image of Rob Reiner
As you get older, all those dumb clichés, they're all true. You only have a certain amount of time left, and you should only spend it doing the things that you want to do. It's all true.
- Rob Reiner
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Image of Norman Thomas
The doctrine of thrift for the poor is dumb and cruel, like advising them to try and lift themselves by their bootstraps.
- Norman Thomas
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Image of Sam Rockwell
I'm not going to just do a dumb zombie movie, although I love zombie movies.
- Sam Rockwell
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Image of John O'Hara
But whats the use of being old if you cant be dumb?
- John O'Hara
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Image of Charlie Higson
He knew one thing for sure, though. Whatever happened, Matt would have some handy excuse. He'd make up some story or change an old one, find some dumb quote to explain it all.
- Charlie Higson
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Image of Andy Borowitz
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
- Andy Borowitz
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Image of James Carville
The voter is basically dumb and lazy. The reason I became a Democratic operative instead of a Republican was because there were more Democrats that didn’t have a clue than there were Republicans.
- James Carville
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Image of Norman Foster
The pencil and computer are, if left to their own devices, equally dumb and only as good as the person driving them.
- Norman Foster
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Image of Eleanor Farjeon
On Hallowe'en the old ghosts come about us, and they speak to some; to others they are dumb.
- Eleanor Farjeon
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Image of Helena Christensen
Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb.
- Helena Christensen
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Image of John Allen Paulos
Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence.
- John Allen Paulos
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Image of Leonid Kinskey
The Nazis were seldom dumb and never funny.
- Leonid Kinskey
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Image of Ed Schultz
If I lived in Massachusetts, I'd try to vote ten times ... Yeah that's right, I'd cheat to keep these bastards out. I would. Because that's exactly what they are.
- Ed Schultz
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Image of Joyce Thompson
I know of three ways to recognize another writer: Writers are shamelessly nosy. Writers tell good stories, even about dumb old, daily things. On most writers, the earmarks of thrift, if not outright povery, are evident.
- Joyce Thompson
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Image of Howard Dean
We know that no one person can succeed unless everybody else succeeds.
- Howard Dean
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Image of John Peterman
When you're a little bit dumb and naive things get done that no one believed could be done.
- John Peterman
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Image of Sir Mix-a-Lot
Cuz the 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb.
- Sir Mix-a-Lot
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Image of Mario Andretti
I don't have many superstitions, just dumb things I don't talk about. I will not sign an autograph with a green pen.
- Mario Andretti
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Image of Matthew Collings
It was as if he (Sigmar Polke) painted his imagery in a highly wrought way, instead of a calculatedly dumb way, or mechanical way, by silk-screening or by tracing from epidiascope projections, and so on.
- Matthew Collings
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Image of Rob Halford
Metal musicians say dumb things sometimes.
- Rob Halford
Collection: Dumb
Image of Frank Iero
I feel like with everything you do, everything you make, everything you experience, y'know, even the dumb stuff that you don't even really pay much attention to, like the mundane stuff that happens to you every day, it shapes the person who you are.
- Frank Iero
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Image of Julian Smith
New tech almost always looks dumb right before it completely changes your life.
- Julian Smith
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Image of Nice Peter
The world is full of dumb paperwork.
- Nice Peter
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Image of Veronica Webb
I'm kind of like a dumb model.
- Veronica Webb
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Image of Samuel L. Jackson
My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
- Samuel L. Jackson
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Image of Derek Holland
My favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber. It's a classic and I can pretty much recite the entire movie.
- Derek Holland
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Image of Bonnie McFarlane
My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian. And retarded.
- Bonnie McFarlane
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Image of Lisa Kudrow
Life's a lot easier when you're dumb.
- Lisa Kudrow
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Image of W. Kamau Bell
There's an elitism that comes out with the entertainment industry. I'll talk about some shows, but I'm not gonna say that you're dumb for watching one over the other. I just let it go. I don't have to declare a fatwa on any of these things. I've gotten over some of my elitism.
- W. Kamau Bell
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Image of Behdad Sami
There is no such thing as a dumb question but there is such a thing as a dumb person asking a question.
- Behdad Sami
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Image of Lissie
I keep re-watching Friends. It's so dumb. There's so much good TV and I'm really into all of it.
- Lissie
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Image of Rachel Maddow
The downside of playing dumb is that you sound dumb.
- Rachel Maddow
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Image of Hunter S. Thompson
There is nothing Modern about doing dumb things for dumb reasons.
- Hunter S. Thompson
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Image of Francis Collins
God decided to create a species with whom he could have fellowship. Who are we to say that evolution was a dumb way to do it? It was an incredibly elegant way to do it.
- Francis Collins
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Image of Dolly Parton
It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.
- Dolly Parton
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Image of Brandon Boyd
Never underestimate a dumb question.
- Brandon Boyd
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Image of Kurt Vonnegut
My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things.
- Kurt Vonnegut
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Image of Marilyn Monroe
I didn't mind being thought of as dumb. I knew I wasn't.
- Marilyn Monroe
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Image of Saul Williams
Music has always pushed ahead social movements and can do much more than just dumb down a populace.
- Saul Williams
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Image of Susan Sontag
I like to feel dumb. That’s how I know there’s more in the world than me.
- Susan Sontag
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Image of Vera Nazarian
A great ancient poet was blind. A great classical composer was deaf. Many of us are dumb. What have we to show for it?
- Vera Nazarian
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Image of Rick Riordan
Rachel: They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb. Annabeth: Was it hard?
- Rick Riordan
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Image of Steven Pressfield
Be too dumb to quit and too stubborn to back off.
- Steven Pressfield
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Image of Assata Shakur
If you're deaf, dumb, and blind to what's happening in the world, you're under no obligation to do anything. But if you know what's happening and you don't do anything but sit on your ass, then you're nothing but a punk
- Assata Shakur
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Image of Melina Marchetta
You know what? You didn't do anything wrong. I did. It's this dumb thing I do. I look into things and see more than I'm supposed to.
- Melina Marchetta
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Image of Brooke Shields
There are no dumb male questions. There are dumb males, but not dumb male questions.
- Brooke Shields
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Image of Ambrose Bierce
TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
- Ambrose Bierce
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