John O'Hara
Becoming the reader is the essence of becoming a writer.Collection: Writing
Socially, I never belonged to any class, rich or poor. To the rich I was poor, and to the poor I was poor pretending to be like the rich.Collection: Rich Or Poor
Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm.Collection: Health
Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's.Collection: Mom
In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her.Collection: Marriage
But whats the use of being old if you cant be dumb?Collection: Dumb
George Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don’t have to believe it if I don’t want to.Collection: Believe
They say great themes make great novelsCollection: Theme
Book reviewers are little old ladies of both sexes.Collection: Sex
The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place.Collection: People
Our story opens in the mind of Luther L. (L for LeRoy) Fliegler, who is lying in his bed, not thinking of anything, but just aware of sounds, conscious of his own breathing, and sensitive to his own heartbeats. Lying beside him is his wife, lying on her right side and enjoying her sleep.Collection: Lying
Illinois is a state of suspended animation and the people live in hibernation from Oct. to whenever it ever gets warmer.Collection: Illinois
When Caroline Walker fell in love with Julian English she was a little tired of him. That was in the summer of 1926, one of the most unimportant years in the history of the United States, and the year in which Caroline Walker was sure her life had reached a pinnacle of uselessness.Collection: Summer
Well, men go to musicals. Women are the ones that buy the tickets for plays.Collection: Men
So who's perfect? ... Washington had false teeth. Franklin was nearsighted. Mussolini had syphilis. Unpleasant things have been said about Walt Whitman and Oscar Wilde. Tchaikovsky had his problems, too. And Lincoln was constipated.Collection: Tchaikovsky
I can get very depressed by a review that is unfair, unreasonable, and totally destructive.Collection: Unfair