Martin Millar

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Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.
- Martin Millar
Collection: Sleep
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The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.
- Martin Millar
Collection: Cat
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I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.
- Martin Millar
Collection: Lonely
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Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.
- Martin Millar
Collection: Sweet
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I go through the text making sure I haven't used any big words. If I find any fancy adjectives have crept in, I replace them with small words like 'nice' and 'big'. I've liked these words ever since I was told not to use them in English class at school. After that, I check that the sentences are short so as people won't get confused and I shorten all the chapters so they won't get bored. I can't read anything complicated these days, my attention span is too short. Everyone else probably feels the same.
- Martin Millar
Collection: Confused