Lilian Jackson Braun
To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own moralityCollection: Cat
A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.Collection: Adventure
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.Collection: Cat
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.Collection: Dog
When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.Collection: Knows
No one ever owns a cat...you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects...although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal.Collection: Cat
The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.Collection: Wisdom
...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!Collection: Profanity
Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh QwilleranCollection: Hate
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.Collection: Hate
Cats are fond of mooning.Collection: Cat
At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.Collection: Cat
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?Collection: Cat
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commodeCollection: Cat
Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commodeCollection: Home
People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.Collection: Animal
The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.Collection: Nice
Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.Collection: Squirrels
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?Collection: Cat
I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.Collection: Skepticism
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.Collection: Clever