Top Beer Quotes Collection
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If a tax on malt would raise the price of beer, a tax on bread must raise the price of bread.Collection: Beer
Thirstily he set it to his lips, and as its cool refreshment began to soothe his throat, he thanked Heaven that in a world of much evil there was still so good a thing as ale.Collection: Beer
Free software' is a matter of liberty, not price. To understand the concept, you should think of 'free' as in 'free speech,' not as in 'free beer'.Collection: Beer
Don’t complain about being unable to afford high-quality local food when your grocery cart is full of beer, cigarettes, and People magazine.Collection: Beer
Cold beer is bottled God.Collection: Beer
All the black leather she needs is the E-Z boy recliner where her love is parked with one of his hands wrapped around a remote, the other, a bottle of beer. She's right. It's kinky. The way he doesn't look away from the TV, as her head bobs in his lap like a fisherman's float on a nature program, hectic with the pace his breath sets. His crotch swells under her mouth's prowess. He's such a sweetheart he waits until the commercials to come.Collection: Beer
it sucks to get old...but there's always beerCollection: Beer
And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?Collection: Beer
We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.Collection: Beer
Across the troubled maelstrom of time, people always need a beer.Collection: Beer
There isn’t any significant difference between the various brands of whiskey, or cigarettes or beer. They are all about the same. And so are the cake mixes and the detergents, and the margarines… The manufacturer who dedicates his advertising to building the most sharply defined personality for his brand will get the largest share of the market at the highest profit.Collection: Beer
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.Collection: Beer
Outside the youth center, between the liquor store and the police station, a little dogwood tree is losing its mind; overflowing with blossomfoam, like a sudsy mug of beer; like a bride ripping off her clothes, dropping snow white petals to the ground in clouds, so Nature’s wastefulness seems quietly obscene. It’s been doing that all week: making beauty, and throwing it away, and making more.Collection: Beer
We have to get families back in the game, get back where Saturday night, everything stops. A case of beer comes out and a bottle of rye and anyone who comes to the house, they better want to watch hockey.Collection: Beer
Beer is amazing. Nutritional. Medicinal. A beverage, but also a meal.Collection: Beer
Hormones are nature's three bottles of beer.Collection: Beer
I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law.Collection: Beer
Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac.Collection: Beer
I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.Collection: Beer
Hana: What on Earth is a 'barbeque'? Hel: A primitive tribal ritual featuring paper plates, elbows, flying insects, encrusted meat, hush puppies, and beer. Hana: I daren't ask what a 'hush puppy' is. Hel: Don't.Collection: Beer
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.Collection: Beer
Russia tried to introduce beer as kind of the new vodka - and it's working with younger people in major cities - but you can have ten shots of vodka and be perfectly okay. If I had ten beers, I would be liquidated.Collection: Beer
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer.Collection: Beer
I drink alone. Yeah, with nobody else. You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.Collection: Beer
This is your heritage,' he said, as if from this dance we could know about his own childhood, about the flavor and grit of tenement buildings in Spanish Harlem, and projects in Red Hook, and dance halls, and city parks, and about how his own Paps, how he had beat him, how he taught him to dance, as if we could hear Spanish in his movements, as if Puerto Rico was a man in a bathrobe, grabbing another beer from the fridge and raising it to drink, his head back, still dancing, still steeping and snapping perfectly in time.Collection: Beer
something has been said for sobriety but very little.Collection: Beer
I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer.Collection: Beer
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.Collection: Beer
I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?Collection: Beer
No doubt you are as alarmed as I by the tragic decline in America's language skills. If 10 people read the following sentence: Two tanker trucks has just overturned in Alaska, spilling a totel of 10,000 gallons of beer onto a highway. two would find an error in subject-verb agreement, two would find an error in spelling, and six would find a sponge and drive north.Collection: Beer
We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.Collection: Beer
Keeping some calorie-dense food in your diet-whether it is meat, pasta, beer, or cake-allows you to reach satiety more quickly and easily. And this will keep you from feeling deprived.Collection: Beer
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.Collection: Beer
I'd basically described myself: a quiet, studious bookworm who would go to bed at a decent hour. A non-partier who wouldn't bring a parade of boys through our room, or make it the floor headquarters for beer pong.Collection: Beer
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.Collection: Beer
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.Collection: Beer
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.Collection: Beer
We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't.Collection: Beer
I'm off for a quiet pint - followed by fifteen noisy ones.Collection: Beer
There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't the old days when everybody sat around and drank beer.Collection: Beer
Usually, I'm on the bus by now, having a beer and waiting for everyone else. This is cutting into my beer time.Collection: Beer
No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.Collection: Beer
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.Collection: Beer
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.Collection: Beer
The gospel preached during every television show is 'You only go around once in life, so get all the gusto you can.' It is a statement about theology; it is a statement about beer. It's lousy beer and even worse theology.Collection: Beer
There is more similarity in the marketing challenge of selling a precious painting by Degas and a frosted mug of root beer than you ever thought possible.Collection: Beer
I've got to make a new life for myself, I'm out to learn how to enjoy my leisure now that I'm retired. I've been doing things people expected of me always. I want to feel free. I want to sit under a linden tree with nothing more important to worry about than the temperature of the beer, if there is anything more important.Collection: Beer
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.Collection: Beer
Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.Collection: Beer
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.Collection: Beer