In the present, every day is a miracle.Collection: Miracle
When you can, always advise people to do what you see they really want to do. Doing what they want to do, they may succeed; doing what they don't want to do, they won'tCollection: Success
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset. Yes, there'll be more war ; and soon, I don't doubt. There always has been. There'll be deaths and disappointments and failures. When they come, you meet them.Collection: Disappointment
There never could be a man so brave that he would not sometime, or in the end, turn part or all coward; or so wise that he was not, from beginning to end, part ass if you knew where to look; or so good that nothing at all about him was despicable.Collection: Wise
The innocent supposition, entertained by most people, that even if they are not brilliant, they are not dumb, is correct only in a very relative sense.Collection: People
Be virtuous and you'll be happy Nonsense Be happy and you'll begin to be virtuous.Collection: Nonsense
Real rebels are rarely anything but second rate outside their rebellion; the drain of time and temper is ruinous to any other accomplishment.Collection: Real
Bailey might not have great intelligence or abilities, but his whole aim, thought and study was that of the born leader--to look out for himself; and he did it with that born-leader's confidence and intensity that draws along the ordinary uncertain man, who soon confuses his own interest and his own safety with that of the leader.Collection: Men
I can't read ten pages of Steinbeck without throwing up.Collection: Pages
The first test of ability and intelligence is to find a field of endeavor in which profits are large and risks small.Collection: Risk
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.Collection: Funny
Because in fact I only lived to write, see no sense in life, have only forced "interests," wish every night, not urgently but quite definitely I could just not wake up tomorrow.Collection: Writing
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.Collection: Beer