Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixtyeight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for President. I’m the only sane one in the family.Collection: Mother
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.Collection: Beer
Jimmy used to drink liquor. Now he's running for president and he drinks Scotch, and I've never trusted a Scotch-drinker.Collection: Running
I'm not the Carter who'll never tell a lie.Collection: Lying
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, youd decide you wouldnt want it.Collection: Beer
Sometimes even lawyers need lawyers.Collection: Law
I found out water can be drunk straight.Collection: Drunk