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Image of David Letterman
I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
- David Letterman
Collection: Baby
Image of Dov Davidoff
Every time I see someone taking care of a baby, I think why in the world would anyone willingly saddle themselves with that responsibility?
- Dov Davidoff
Collection: Baby
Image of Ang Lee
3D is quite a lot more advanced in animated movies; for live-action movies we're just taking baby steps, we're just in the beginning. So when I think of doing that I was very excited. It didn't go as far as I think it should, I'm still a novice, but I think it's fair to say it's a new cinematic medium, experience.
- Ang Lee
Collection: Baby
Image of C. S. Lewis
Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for those desires exists. A baby feels hunger: well, there is such a thing as food. A duckling wants to swim: well, there is such a thing as water...If I find in myself a desire, which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world.
- C. S. Lewis
Collection: Baby
Image of Anne Lamott
I pray not to be such a whiny, self-obsessed baby, and give thanks that I am not quite as bad as I used to be (talk about miracles). Then something comes up, and I overreact and blame and sulk, and it feels like I haven't made any progress at all. But it turns out I'm less of a brat than before, and I hit the reset button much sooner, shake it off, and get my sense if humor back.
- Anne Lamott
Collection: Baby
Image of Sophie Kinsella
We both gaze down at my swollen tummy for a while. I still can't quite get my head round the fact that there's a baby inside my body. Which has got to come out... somehow. OK, let's not go there. There's still time for them to invent something.
- Sophie Kinsella
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
If gay marriage is a real thing, gay infertility must be a real thing. It's not fair. I mean, it wasn't fair they couldn't get married, and now it's not fair that they can't have babies, even though they're not infertile, that doesn't matter. And so there must be access to infertility insurance for married gay couples, if our culture and if our society is to be fair and equal for one and all, and it is coming, and don't laugh about it.
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of Lisa Kleypas
Where's your instruction manual?" I asked him. "What's the baby customer-service number?
- Lisa Kleypas
Collection: Baby
Image of Stephen King
Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl.
- Stephen King
Collection: Baby
Image of Charles de Lint
I can’t imagine it now, but I must’ve been innocent at some time in my life. A baby don’t just get itself born bad, do it?
- Charles de Lint
Collection: Baby
Image of Karl Kraus
Morality is the tendency to pour out the baby with the bathwater.
- Karl Kraus
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
On the table, Donald Trump: I'm gonna let Obamacare fail. I am going to let it fail. I am not gonna own this. This is an utter failure, utter disaster. I've tried. I worked with people. Obviously we don't have enough Republicans who want to vote this way. We need more Republicans in 2018, but I'm gonna let it fail 'cause I am not owning this baby. So failure, which is Obamacare, stays in place with all of its problems, expenses, failures versus repealing it. I'm telling you, the most painful choice here is leaving Obamacare in place.
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of John Lennon
I've been baking bread and looking after the baby...Everyone else who has asked me that question over the last few years says. 'But what else have you been doing?' To which I say, 'Are you kidding?' Because bread and babies, as every housewife knows, is a full-time job. After I made the loaves [of bread,] I felt like I had conquered something. But as I watched the bread being eaten, I thought, Well, Jesus, don't I get a gold record or knighted or nothing?
- John Lennon
Collection: Baby
Image of John Krasinski
James Cagney as a baby is not my ideal thing.
- John Krasinski
Collection: Baby
Image of Anne Lamott
Feeding a baby is like filling a hole with putty - you get it in and then you sort of shave off all the excess around the hole and get it back in, like you're spackling.
- Anne Lamott
Collection: Baby
Image of Lisa Kudrow
Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that
- Lisa Kudrow
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
"Let's say we discover the gene that says the kid's gonna be gay. How many parents, if they knew before the kid was gonna be born, [that he] was gonna be gay, they would take the pregnancy to term? Well, you don't know but let's say half of them said, "Oh, no, I don't wanna do that to a kid." [Then the] gay community finds out about this. The gay community would do the fastest 180 and become pro-life faster than anybody you've ever seen. ... They'd be so against abortion if it was discovered that you could abort what you knew were gonna be gay babies."
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
Hillary clinton lied about Planned Parenthood and all these mammograms they do and all these precancer checks. They don't do a single mammogram, folks. They do not do them. They don't do checks for cancer. Their solution to everything at Planned Parenthood is an abortion. She lied through her teeth. I don't know if Donald Trump knows that or not. Most people who, "Oh, great work, mammograms, care for women." They don't do anything of the sort. They harvest baby parts and sell them! We now know that.
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of Barbara Kingsolver
In exchange for his first taste of powdered milk, Pascal showed me a tree we could climb to find a bird's nest. After we handled and examined the pink-skinned baby birds, he popped one of them into his mouth like a jujube. It seemed to please him a lot. He offered a baby bird to me, pantomiming that I should eat it. I understood perfectly well what he meant, but I refused. He did not seem disappointed to have to eat the whole brood himself.
- Barbara Kingsolver
Collection: Baby
Image of Eartha Kitt
When my baby was born I had to know how to save her in case she fell in the pool or something like that. I went to one of these nursing places to learn how to take care of the child.
- Eartha Kitt
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
The UK population became, for lack of a better term, Balkanized. And then all of a sudden Sharia mosques started popping up all over the place. And before you knew it, the most popular or frequent male baby name was Mohammed.
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of John Lithgow
I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us.
- John Lithgow
Collection: Baby
Image of Anne Lamott
All I ever wanted since I arrived here on Earth were the things that turned out to be within reach. The same things I needed as a baby - to go from cold to warm, lonely to held, the vessel to the giver, empty to full. You can change the world with a hot bath, if you sink into it from a place of knowing that you are worth profound care, even when you're dirty and rattled. Who knew?
- Anne Lamott
Collection: Baby
Image of David Letterman
The senator got so tired on the campaign trail that he started kissing hands and shaking babies.
- David Letterman
Collection: Baby
Image of Sophie Kinsella
Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.
- Sophie Kinsella
Collection: Baby
Image of Jack Lemmon
how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. She must have some sort of built-in motors. I tell you, it's a whole different sex! Joe: What are you afraid of? Nobody's asking you to have a baby.
- Jack Lemmon
Collection: Baby
Image of Madeleine L'Engle
When we celebrate Christmas, we are celebrating that amazing time when the Word that shouted all the galaxies into being limited all power and, for love of us, came to us in the powerless body of a human baby.
- Madeleine L'Engle
Collection: Baby
Image of Martin Luther King, Jr.
Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Collection: Baby
Image of Anne Lamott
You fall so deeply in love with your grandbaby. It's so so so much easier than being a parent, because you really don't have much responsibility. And just when you are at the end of your rope with exhaustion, the parents take the baby away. So it's the best of both worlds.
- Anne Lamott
Collection: Baby
Image of Anne Lamott
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.
- Anne Lamott
Collection: Baby
Image of Stanley Kubrick
If Gary Cooper and Henry Fonda had a baby, it would be Matthew Modine.
- Stanley Kubrick
Collection: Baby
Image of Rudyard Kipling
The cat will keep his side of the bargain. He will kill mice, and he will be kind to babies when he is in the house, just so long as they do not pull his tail too hard. But when he has done that, and between times, and when the moon gets up and night comes, he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him. Then he goes out to the Wet Wild Woods or up on the Wet Wild trees or on the Wet Wild roofs, waving his wild tail and walking by his wild lone.
- Rudyard Kipling
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
Wherever life is, its main objective is to keep going, and it always wins. And nature? It's all built into nature. Survivability, life perpetuating. And that means there have to be babies. Baby everything! Baby birds, baby human beings, baby ants. You name it. There have to be babies, and what has to happen for there to be babies? Okay, birds and bees. What has to happen for that to happen? It's all intertwined, and it's all nature, and the left has come along and tried to monkey with it by politicizing as much of it as they can for whatever just really convoluted reasons.
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of Anne Lamott
one thing about having a baby is that each step of the way you simply cannot imagine loving him any more than you already do, because you are bursting with love, loving as much as you are humanly capable of- and then you do, you love him even more.
- Anne Lamott
Collection: Baby
Image of Rush Limbaugh
Even the Supreme Court, back when it used to makes sense, the Supreme Court has never ruled that a baby born to illegal aliens in the US is automatically a citizen.
- Rush Limbaugh
Collection: Baby
Image of Stephen King
Whenever anything important happens in America, they have to gold-plate it, like baby shoes. That way you can forget it.
- Stephen King
Collection: Baby
Image of Beyonce Knowles
Right now the tabloids are saying I'm pregnant, and they're naming the baby. It's hilarious. I don't know when I'll want to get married. I never pictured myself as a bride, but after my sister's wedding,I did start thinking about what kind of wedding I'd want. I don't think I want a big one.
- Beyonce Knowles
Collection: Baby
Image of George MacDonald
Where did you come from, baby dear? Out of the everywhere and into here.
- George MacDonald
Collection: Baby
Image of Drew Barrymore
I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that’s not just physically, it’s psychologically. I think that your body is in tune with your mind and your spirituality and your heart. If things are going better, I just think you look better.
- Drew Barrymore
Collection: Baby
Image of John Mellencamp
The simple man, baby, pays for the thrills, the bills, and the pills that kill.
- John Mellencamp
Collection: Baby
Image of Bill Maher
New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a bratty five-year-old, and a surly teenager to see what will happen if she doesn’t. And you have to tell her it costs $204,000 to raise it until it turns eighteen, in 2028, where it will be a slave to the Chinese, in a radioactive world with no animals, fish, or plants.
- Bill Maher
Collection: Baby
Image of Bob Marley
The biggest man you're ever going to see was once a baby.
- Bob Marley
Collection: Baby
Image of Richelle Mead
Well...what did you promise exactly? Not to tell anyone that Eric Dragomir had a mistress and baby?" Sonya nodded. "And not to tell who they were?" Sonya nodded again. Sydney gave Sonya the warmest, friendliest smile i'd ever seen on the Alchemist. "Did you promise not to tell anyone where they are?" Sonya nodded, and Sydney's smile faltered a little. Then her eyes lit up. "Did you promise not to LEAD anyone to where they are?
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Baby
Image of Jayne Mansfield
I'd like ten more babies and ten more chihuahuas and a few Academy Awards. Meanwhile, I enjoy being a sex symbol and making people happy.
- Jayne Mansfield
Collection: Baby
Image of Jayne Mansfield
Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a female can enjoy. A father shares in that experience, knowing that he caused it to happen.
- Jayne Mansfield
Collection: Baby
Image of John McCain
We should be able to deliver bottled hot water to dehydrated babies.
- John McCain
Collection: Baby
Image of Julian Barnes
May you be ordinary, as the poet once wished the new-born baby.
- Julian Barnes
Collection: Baby
Image of Steve Martin
But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile. 3) Illogical persons are despised. Therefore, babies cannot manage crocodiles. And: 1) No interesting poems are unpopular among people of real taste. 2) No modern poetry is free from affectation. 3) All of your poems are on the subject of soap bubbles. 4) No affected poetry is popular among people of taste. 5) Only a modern poem would be on the subject of soap bubbles. Therefore, all your poems are uninteresting.
- Steve Martin
Collection: Baby
Image of Harvey Mackay
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.
- Harvey Mackay
Collection: Baby