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Image of Dave Barry
There's a test they can do to determine a baby's gender ahead of time; I think they insert a tiny photo of Leonardo DiCaprio into the uterus, and if the baby punches it, it's a boy.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Baby
Image of Roseanne Barr
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
- Roseanne Barr
Collection: Baby
Image of Abraham Maslow
There seems no intrinsic reason why everyone shouldn't be (self-actualising). Apparently every baby has possibilities for self-actualisation, but most get it knocked out of them ...I think of the self-actualising man not as an ordinary man with something added, but rather as the ordinary man with nothing taken away.
- Abraham Maslow
Collection: Baby
Image of Darren Hardy
Lady Luck shines on all, but rather than having your umbrella overhead, you've got to have your face to the sky. When it comes down to it, it's all you, baby. There's no other way around it.
- Darren Hardy
Collection: Baby
Image of Malcolm X
The Negro fought and bled and died in every war the white man waged, and he still won't give you justice. You nursed his baby and cleaned behind his wife, and he still won't give you freedom; you turned the other cheek while he lynched you and raped your women, but he still won't give you equality.
- Malcolm X
Collection: Baby
Image of Bill Maher
In Washington, the air quality today was described as 'red.'...You know what 'red' is? It's bad for everyone. Not just old people, sick people and babies. When it's just bad for old people, sick people and babies, that's called a Republican budget.
- Bill Maher
Collection: Baby
Image of Jennifer Lopez
In my mind I first felt like, Oh, I'll be back to work right after the babies are born. But then you don't want to. Even now, it's very difficult for me to leave them in the morning. It just tortures me. I'm like, It's been hours; are they wondering where I am? Do they know that I love them so much and I'm thinking only about them?
- Jennifer Lopez
Collection: Baby
Image of Matthew McConaughey
Bringing a baby into the world is something I've always wanted, and now I'm completely ready for my life to start revolving around another human being.
- Matthew McConaughey
Collection: Baby
Image of Katherine Mansfield
conversation is like a dear little baby that is brought in to be handed round. You must rock it, nurse it, keep it on the move if you want it to keep smiling.
- Katherine Mansfield
Collection: Baby
Image of Max Lucado
You will be at your best forever, Even now you have good moments. Occasional glimpses of your heavenly self. When you change your baby's diaper, forgive your boss's temper, tolerate your spouse's moodiness, you display traces of saintliness.
- Max Lucado
Collection: Baby
Image of Eva Mendes
I've learned that it's way harder to be a baby. Everything is a struggle for her. For instance, I haven't thrown up since the '90s and she's thrown up twice since we started this interview. Motherhood is cake compared to what it's like to be a baby.
- Eva Mendes
Collection: Baby
Image of Martina McBride
Baby I'm so into you I can hardly breathe.
- Martina McBride
Collection: Baby
Image of Ladyhawke
“Let is Roll” is like - well, it was like me thinking of a human being in its purest form. That form being a baby where there's nothing there - well, unless I guess you believe that something comes along attached. It depends on what you believe.
- Ladyhawke
Collection: Baby
Image of Yann Martel
Life and death live and die in exactly the same spot, the body. It is from there that both babies and cancers are born.
- Yann Martel
Collection: Baby
Image of Herman Melville
However baby man may brag of his science and skill, and however much, in a flattering future, that science and skill may augment; yet for ever and for ever, to the crack of doom, the sea will insult and murder him, and pulverize the stateliest, stiffest frigate he can make; nevertheless, by the continual repetition of these very impressions, man has lost that sense of the full awfulness of the sea which aboriginally belongs to it.
- Herman Melville
Collection: Baby
Image of Loretta Lynn
I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me.
- Loretta Lynn
Collection: Baby
Image of Dave Barry
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Baby
Image of Ewan McGregor
People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like "What? You're married?" Strange reaction to have. Proves what people's ideas about marriage are. "We're having a baby." "What?" As if it's the end of the world. Of course, it's the start of a brilliant world.
- Ewan McGregor
Collection: Baby
Image of Ewan McGregor
I`ve got a black woolen hat and it`s got Pervert written across the front of it. It`s the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didn`t think. I just put my hat on Clara`s head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldn`t figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old baby`s wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, `There`s Satan! There`s Satan out with his kid!` And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.
- Ewan McGregor
Collection: Baby
Image of Dolph Lundgren
It takes nine months for a baby to develop, it takes nine months to develop a character.
- Dolph Lundgren
Collection: Baby
Image of Tim McGraw
I may be a real bad boy, but baby I'm a real good man.
- Tim McGraw
Collection: Baby
Image of Dave Barry
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Baby
Image of Dave Barry
The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Baby
Image of Jennifer Lopez
You like the way I dress The way I wear my hair Show me off to all your friends Baby, I don't care Just as long as you tell them who I am Tell them I'm the one that made you give a damn
- Jennifer Lopez
Collection: Baby
Image of Abraham Maslow
If you treat your children at home in the same way you treat your animals in the lab, your wife will scratch your eyes out. My wife ferociously warned me against experimenting on her babies.
- Abraham Maslow
Collection: Baby
Image of Demetri Martin
Turtles are greater than baby nephews, because it's ok to drop a turtle.
- Demetri Martin
Collection: Baby
Image of Martin Luther
There are some of us who think to ourselves, 'If I had only been there! How quick I would have been to help the Baby. I would have washed His linen. How happy I would have been to go with the shepherds to see the Lord lying in the manger!' Why don't we do it now? We have Christ in our neighbor.
- Martin Luther
Collection: Baby
Image of Neal A. Maxwell
If the nearly one-and-a-half million babies aborted in America each year could, somehow, vote, chameleon candidates would find fresh reason to be concerned about abortion, whereas now they are unconcerned.
- Neal A. Maxwell
Collection: Baby
Image of George Lucas
I think that Lethal Weapon-style dialogue is overused, it's a necessary aspect of high action films where you have to have the smart retort. You have to say "I'll be back baby" and stuff. It's not my style.
- George Lucas
Collection: Baby
Image of Demetri Martin
I am a man. And I am former baby and a future skeleton, and I am a distant future pile of dust.
- Demetri Martin
Collection: Baby
Image of Dylan McDermott
I like the Polanski stuff more than anything else. Rosemary's Baby is still one of my favorite movies of all time. The idea of her being impregnated with the devil is just so frightening.
- Dylan McDermott
Collection: Baby
Image of Juliet Marillier
Johnny was sobbing in shuddering gasps, telling me his small tale of woe, that the world was suddently different, and that he wanted me to make it better, right now please." --Liadan's interpretation of her baby's cries.
- Juliet Marillier
Collection: Baby
Image of John McCain
I, 100 percent don't think that's where the American people at, because when there's viral pictures as a baby is in Aleppo with, you know, rubble all over them going viral, and then there are celebrities tweeting why haven't we done nothing about this? And like, oh, there are actually many people for years who've been trying to send aid then and this president won't let us.
- John McCain
Collection: Baby
Image of Jennifer Lopez
Getting back into shape [after bringing twing] was challenging, like it is for anybody who has a baby. The first few pounds drop off really fast. And then you're like stuck with those last 10 to 20 pounds, let's say, and then you've really got to get disciplined.
- Jennifer Lopez
Collection: Baby
Image of Max Lucado
Worry is anti-trust. If you're worried, you don't trust something: your kids, their friends, strangers, the church, even God. Can He take care of your children? Certainly. Jesus says, 'I tell you, stop being anxious and worried about your life.' Pretty blunt. Stop it! Easier said than done, huh? Worry tests your trust, so hand your children to God and let Him babysit your babies when you're not around. He's pretty good at it!
- Max Lucado
Collection: Baby
Image of James M. Barrie
When a new baby laughs for the first time a new fairy is born, and as there are always new babies there are always new fairies.
- James M. Barrie
Collection: Baby
Image of Tim McGraw
I love my wife more than anything in the world, but boy when she had our babies, it quadrupled. There's just something about the connection.
- Tim McGraw
Collection: Baby
Image of George MacDonald
A Baby Sermon- The lighting and thunder, they go and they come: But the stars and the stillness are always at home
- George MacDonald
Collection: Baby
Image of Bill Maher
Every asshole who ever chanted 'Drill baby drill' should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty.
- Bill Maher
Collection: Baby
Image of John Mayer
How dare you say it's nothing to me? Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
- John Mayer
Collection: Baby
Image of Richelle Mead
I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Baby
Image of Michael J. Silverstein
Own one idea. Complete it. Map the current model of purchase and usage. Change how it is done so at least some part of the market uses only your product. Extend from that core user to a much broader universe. Describe your concept in a very short, "six-word story" - a la Ernest Hemingway: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
- Michael J. Silverstein
Collection: Baby
Image of Marc Maron
People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love and joy? That sounds horrifying. I have no way of knowing whether I can handle either of those. I'm much better with need and fear. They are what ground me.
- Marc Maron
Collection: Baby
Image of Harriet Martineau
It never enters the lady's head that the wet-nurse's baby probably dies.
- Harriet Martineau
Collection: Baby
Image of Dave Matthews
Move into kiss those sweet sugar lips, baby looks just like love.
- Dave Matthews
Collection: Baby
Image of Margaret Mead
Each home has been reduced to the bare essentials -- to barer essentials than most primitive people would consider possible. Only one woman's hands to feed the baby, answer the telephone, turn off the gas under the pot that is boiling over, soothe the older child who has broken a toy, and open both doors at once. She is a nutritionist, a child psychologist, an engineer, a production manager, an expert buyer, all in one. Her husband sees her as free to plan her own time, and envies her; she sees him as having regular hours and envies him.
- Margaret Mead
Collection: Baby
Image of Jack Ma
A lot of people complain about yesterday. We have no power to change yesterday. But this very day, 30 years later, is what we can control and decide. Change yourself, take baby steps, and stay determined for ten years. I thank the times of change and everyone’s complaints. Because when everyone is complaining, that is your chance, an opportunity. It’s only in times of change that someone can be clear of what he has and wants, and what he needs to give up.
- Jack Ma
Collection: Baby
Image of Richelle Mead
I won’t lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop. “I’m no expert,” I began, choosing my words carefully. “Well—actually, I am. And I’m pretty sure there are certain things we have to do before you need to be reading that.
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Baby