I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I’ve read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it’s the same.

- Steven Wright

Collection: Reading Copy Quote

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut – he’s my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don’t really remember what we talked about.

- Steven Wright

Collection: Book Copy Quote

Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn’t investigated. They might find that I don’t really exist – that I’m just a hologram.

- Steven Wright

Collection: Real Copy Quote

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader’s Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.

- Steven Wright

Collection: Reading Copy Quote

It usually helps me write by reading – somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.

- Steven Wright

Collection: Reading Copy Quote