I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.
I keep the shutters closed because I like to work in a hermetic environment. I like mirrors. When you look out of the window, all you see is ugliness, but when you look in the mirror all you see is beauty.
You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things, all a man's endless grapplings are no more significant than the scuttlings of a cockroach.
If I want to dislike women, I should be allowed to. As it happens, I love them. Women to me are privately worshipped and publicly disdained.
I used to have about a hundred suits in my late twenties and early thirties when my stock was riding high and I was rich.
I like living sparsely. In the main room, there's no furniture - no tables, no chairs, no coffee table - not even a decaffeinated coffee table.
I do a lot of things for effect, which is not to say I am superficial, but that I know how to put ideas across.
My grandfather was a practising Quaker. My father was a nihilist. But nihilism, if you like, is the beginning of faith anyway.
My theory is that the way you cope with the depths will ascertain the heights that you reach - they are intimately connected - and if you have a lust for life, you are also going to have a lust for death.
An artist has to go to every extreme, to stretch his sensibility through excess and suffering in order to feel and to communicate more.
Pain can be vitalising; it gives intensity in the place of vagueness and emptiness. If we don't suffer, how do we know that we live?
Being a dandy is a condition rather than a profession. It is a defense against suffering and a celebration of life.
If someone thinks I'm posh, it just shows how lowly they are. Some people think I went to Eton. I'm far too stupid to get into Eton.
Everyone says Oscar Wilde was a dandy, but he wasn't - he was an aesthete. He took pleasure in food and stuff like that. Dandyism is much more austere - much more Calvinistic, more neurotic - it oscillates between narcissism and neurosis.
I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.
Being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow.Collection: Fashion
Unhappiness lies in that gap between our talents and our expectations.Collection: Lying
It's better to be quotable than honest, I don't speak, I quote. I am a fraud. I have cobbled together my personality from hundreds of little bits. I am simultaneously the most genuine and the most artificial person you will ever meet.Collection: Personality
An artist has to go to every extreme, to stretch his sensibility through excess and suffering in order to feel and to communicate more. I have always been fascinated by blood. Pain can be vitalizing; it gives intensity in the place of vagueness and emptiness. If we don't suffer, how do we know that we live?Collection: Pain
Self-pity is the most destructive of all narcotics.Collection: Self Esteem
You may look back on your life and accept it as good or evil. But it is far, far harder to admit that you have been completely unimportant; that in the great sum of things all a man's endless grapplings are no more significant than the scuttlings of a cockroach. The universe is neither friendly nor hostile. It is merely indifferent. This makes me ecstatic. I have reached a nirvana of negativity. I can look futility in the face and still see promise in the stars.Collection: Stars
People either hate me or dislike me - but I realized that people aren't against you, they are for themselves. We're all prejudiced in favor of ourselves.Collection: Hate
There's a lot of noise about me that stops a lot of people from listening, but the good side is if you expose yourself like that, you're left with only good people who can see through you-you get rid of all the wankers.Collection: People
But really death seems the least awful thing that can happen to someoneCollection: Awful
The problem I've got is that I really, really like drugs. I love everything about them. It is horrific being sober all the time-utterly awful.Collection: Drug
Getting old is horrible, but it is interesting . . . one of the things I've realized is that growing old is compulsory, but growing up is optional.Collection: Growing Up
I can count all the lovers I've had on one hand...if I'm holding a calculator.Collection: Hands
People are obsessed by happiness, but there are a lot of other invigorating experiences available.Collection: People
One of the many troubles of growing older is that it gets progressively harder to find a famous historical figure who hadn't yet amounted to anything by the time he was your age.Collection: Historical
I am desperate for attention. But everyone else is too. Everyone has fantasies of fame and greatness. Life for most people is a process of shedding those fantasies.Collection: Greatness
I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman; half-Nazi, half-Liberace.Collection: Half
[…] life is just the misery left between abortion and euthanasia […]Collection: Abortion
I have wanted only one thing to make me happy. That thing is everything.Collection: Make Me Happy
I didn't want to tell Mother I worked as a journalist. She thought I was a prostitute. Locking yourself in a room and inventing characters and conversations which do not exit is no way for a grown man to behave.Collection: Mother
To be worthy of assassination takes more than some crappy little book.Collection: Book