Santino Marella

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My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Wwe
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Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Stupid
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You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Wwe
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Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.
- Santino Marella
Collection: Wrestling
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Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.
- Santino Marella
Collection: Wwe
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It doesn't matter what I said!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Wwe
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These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.
- Santino Marella
Collection: Cheer
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Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Real
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I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Beautiful
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The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.
- Santino Marella
Collection: Stupid
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They try to get me to watch The Condemned and I said NO,NO, NO. It's a sad fact Stone Colduh can't act he should GO, GO, GO. He likes to hang out in baaaaaars, I gave his movie zero staaaaaars. They try to make me watch The Condemned and I said uh NO,NO,NO.
- Santino Marella
Collection: Zero
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I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
- Santino Marella
Collection: Fun
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I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?
- Santino Marella
Collection: Writing
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Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!
- Santino Marella
Collection: Order