Top Squirrels Quotes Collection

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Image of Susan Mallery
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes.
- Susan Mallery
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Image of Joe R. Lansdale
Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.
- Joe R. Lansdale
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Image of Joe Orton
Policemen, like red squirrels, must be protected.
- Joe Orton
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Image of Gail Carson Levine
Although we didn't invite Lucinda, she arrived anyway-with a gift. "No need," Char and I chimed together. "Remember when you were a squirrel," Mandy said.
- Gail Carson Levine
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Image of Lilian Jackson Braun
Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.
- Lilian Jackson Braun
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Image of Margaret Stohl
Ant Prune was holding one of the squirrels in her hand. ‘And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need
- Margaret Stohl
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Image of Si Robertson
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
- Si Robertson
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Image of Lee Child
The third guy was different. He was what you got when you ate squirrels for four generations. Smarter than a rat and tougher than a goat, and jumpier than either one.
- Lee Child
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Image of Joao Magueijo
For instance, the blood of hibernating arctic squirrels may supercool to minus 3 degrees, when it would normally congeal. The supercooled blood still flows, since it remains a liquid, but the slightest disturbance will cause it to freeze, killing the squirrel; therefore, you should not disturb hibernating arctic squirrels.
- Joao Magueijo
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Image of Joseph Sittler
I have never been able to entertain a God-idea which was not integrally related to the fact of chipmunks, squirrels, hippopotamuses, galaxies, and light years.
- Joseph Sittler
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Image of Mary Lasswell
You can't keep a squirrel on the ground.
- Mary Lasswell
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Image of Michael Aspel
Red squirrels... you don't see many of them since they became extinct.
- Michael Aspel
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Image of PLO Lumumba
Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel.
- PLO Lumumba
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Image of James Lee
Nothing is more important than saving ... the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.
- James Lee
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Image of Karl Pilkington
it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.
- Karl Pilkington
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Image of Bob Saget
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
- Bob Saget
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Image of Rainbow Rowell
The squirrels on campus were beyond domestic; they were practically domestically abusive.
- Rainbow Rowell
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Image of Bob Ross
People look at me like I'm a little strange, when I go around talking to squirrels and rabbits and stuff. That's ok. That's just ok.
- Bob Ross
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Image of Thomas Sowell
Even squirrels know enough to store nuts, so that they will have something to eat when food gets scarce. But the welfare state has spawned a whole class of people who spend everything they get when times are good, and look to others to provide for their food and other basic needs when times turn bad.
- Thomas Sowell
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Image of John Muir
Lizards of every temper, style, and color dwell here, seemingly as happy and companionable as the birds and squirrels.
- John Muir
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Image of Bertolt Brecht
Recently my fingers have developed a prejudice against comparatives. They all follow this pattern: a squirrel is smaller than a tree; a bird is more musical than a tree. Each of us is the strongest one in his or her own skin. Characteristics should take off their hats to one another, instead of spitting in each other's faces.
- Bertolt Brecht
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Image of Zadie Smith
Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble.
- Zadie Smith
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Image of Will Smith
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again.
- Will Smith
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Image of Dan Wells
It's good to see you," Said Haru. "You can see me?" asked Marcus, patting himself in sudden shock."The potion must have worn off! That's the last time I give my lunch to a talking squirrel". P12
- Dan Wells
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Image of J. K. Rowling
She's as nutty as squirrel poo.
- J. K. Rowling
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Image of P. C. Cast
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
- P. C. Cast
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Image of Frederick Buechner
The best moments any of us have as human beings are those moments when for a little while it is possible to escape the squirrel-cage of being me into the landscape of being us.
- Frederick Buechner
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Image of P. C. Cast
that's as nutty as squirrel turds
- P. C. Cast
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Image of Emily Dickinson
Nature is what we see - the hill, the afternoon, squirrel, eclipse, the bumblebee. Nay, nature is heaven. Nature is what we hear...
- Emily Dickinson
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Image of Emily Dickinson
I'll tell you how the sun rose, a ribbon at a time. The steeples swam in amethyst, The news like squirrels ran. The hills untied their bonnets, The bobolinks begun. Then I said softly to myself, "That must have been the sun!
- Emily Dickinson
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Image of Suzanne Collins
There's always hand-to-hand combat. All you need is to come up with a knife, and you'll at least stand a chance. If I get jumped, I'm dead!" I can hear my voice rising in anger. "But you won't! You'll be living up in some tree eating raw squirrels and picking off people with arrows.
- Suzanne Collins
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Image of Emily Dickinson
The steeples swam in amethyst, the news like squirrels swam.
- Emily Dickinson
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Image of Ralph Waldo Emerson
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime, and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge and fox and squirrel and mole.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Image of Gabby Douglas
I like squirrels. Theyre so adventurous.
- Gabby Douglas
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Image of George Eliot
A fine lady is a squirrel-headed thing, with small airs and small notions; about as applicable to the business of life as a pair of tweezers to the clearing of a forest.
- George Eliot
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Image of Garrison Wynn
Squirrels are just rats with good publicity
- Garrison Wynn
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Image of Bear Grylls
Textbook survival says stay still, don't take any chances, wait for rescue. That's a boring TV show. My thing was always, "Listen, shoelace, dead squirrel and no other way down this rock face. You can do this!"
- Bear Grylls
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Image of John Green
This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!
- John Green
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Image of Kim Harrison
A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.
- Kim Harrison
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Image of Margaret Atwood
As God contains all good things, He must also contain a sense of playfulness -- a gift he has shared with Creatures other than ourselves, as witness the tricks Crows play, and the sportiveness of Squirrels, and the frolicking of Kittens.
- Margaret Atwood
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Image of Brian Jacques
Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a mutterin' mole or a befuddled badger!
- Brian Jacques
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Image of Anthony Jeselnik
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.
- Anthony Jeselnik
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Image of John C. Maxwell
The highway of life is filled with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision.
- John C. Maxwell
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Image of Ian Mcewan
No one knew about the squirrel’s skull beneath Briony bed, but no one wanted to know.
- Ian Mcewan
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Image of Demetri Martin
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.
- Demetri Martin
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