Karl Lehenbauer
The geeks shall inherit the earth.Collection: Earth
It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.Collection: Alive
Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.Collection: Hardware
Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.Collection: Torture
The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.Collection: Needs
Little else matters than to write good code.Collection: Writing
We're the weirdest monkeys ever.Collection: Monkeys
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.Collection: Trying
What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.Collection: Flames
You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.Collection: Stupid
Let's give discredit where discredit is due.Collection: Giving
If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.Collection: Groups
Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.Collection: Sunday
C is the assembly language of Tcl.Collection: Language
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.Collection: Funny
If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.Collection: Coke
You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.Collection: Holes