Top Monkeys Quotes Collection
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The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.Collection: Monkeys
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.Collection: Monkeys
A monkey could drive this train.Collection: Monkeys
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.Collection: Monkeys
The French - cheese-eating surrender monkeys. The Germans - schnitzel snarfing stormtrooper spawn.Collection: Monkeys
Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey.Collection: Monkeys
Well, there's no monkey on my back.Collection: Monkeys
You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?Collection: Monkeys
You can't teach a monkey to speak and you can't teach an Arab to be democratic.Collection: Monkeys
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened.Collection: Monkeys
A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind of out of reach, or not a very realistic take.Collection: Monkeys
Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery.Collection: Monkeys
We've just barely stopped being monkeys.Collection: Monkeys
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with.Collection: Monkeys
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches.Collection: Monkeys
We're the weirdest monkeys ever.Collection: Monkeys
Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.Collection: Monkeys
My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.Collection: Monkeys
If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?Collection: Monkeys
My way of learning is to heave a wild and unpredictable monkey-wrench into the machinery.Collection: Monkeys
Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.Collection: Monkeys
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkeyCollection: Monkeys
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.Collection: Monkeys
I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.Collection: Monkeys
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.Collection: Monkeys
Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.Collection: Monkeys
Let your monkey do it.Collection: Monkeys
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.Collection: Monkeys
We have changed. We are no longer, as I said, bipedal monkeys. We are instead a kind of cybernetic coral reef of organic components and inorganic technological components.Collection: Monkeys