Jessica Simpson
Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?Collection: Platypus
I built a studio in my house so I can be with my kids. I go out to my approval meetings [for my collection] while they nap, but at least I can sing [at home] while they sleep at night.Collection: Home
For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.Collection: Work Out
I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.Collection: People
I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.Collection: Pregnancy
I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice.Collection: Voice
The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!Collection: Average
I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.Collection: Mom
A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.Collection: Littles
The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.Collection: Girl
People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.Collection: Sexy
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!Collection: Dream
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!Collection: Pregnancy
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.Collection: Hands
I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.Collection: Divorce
Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.Collection: Gravity
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!Collection: Teacher
I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.Collection: Cousin
Fashion just comes naturally to me.Collection: Fashion
Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!Collection: Pregnancy
If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!Collection: Pregnancy
I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.Collection: Falling In Love
I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`Collection: Stars
Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's nothing spiritual. It's about giving something special to that person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.Collection: Spiritual
I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!Collection: Fake
For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.Collection: Thanksgiving
I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'Collection: Baby
I'm trying to create a relationship with myself. I feel good being married to myself right now!Collection: Feel Good
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.Collection: Pregnancy
Even though I have so many things to figure out, I'm very much at peace. I don't feel like I'm closing the chapter on this phase of life - I feel like I'm closing the book and starting a new one.Collection: Book
No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they're wonderfully made.Collection: Inspirational
It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!Collection: Baby
I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going.Collection: Giving Up
Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.Collection: Princess
I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect.Collection: Perfect
Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.Collection: Love
I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.Collection: People
And I'm the worst liar of all time.Collection: Liars
I'm definitely ditzy and people believe that about me. But I mean, I'm not dumb.Collection: Believe
I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.Collection: Hair
I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.Collection: Sports
I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.Collection: Husband
Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It’s definitely a bonus in that department, but it’s nothing spiritual. It’s about giving something special to that person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.Collection: Romance