Jerry Lawler
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.Collection: Sports
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels.
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
But if I've heard this saying once, I've heard it a thousand times- everything happens for a reason. And possibly it does. I just haven't found the reason that this all happened yet.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis.
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
Helen Hart is the only person I know with an autographed copy of the Bible.Collection: Wrestling
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!Collection: Baby
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.Collection: Naughty
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.Collection: Girl
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.Collection: Wrestler
You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.Collection: Wrestling
When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.Collection: Light
Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband.Collection: Kings
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.Collection: Girl
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.Collection: School
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.Collection: Legs
One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.Collection: Girlfriend
When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!"Collection: Mom
Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.Collection: Real
Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.Collection: World
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.Collection: Wwe
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.Collection: Wwe
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.Collection: Wwe
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?Collection: Smart
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!Collection: Beer
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.Collection: Wrestling
Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!Collection: Girl
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.Collection: Fighting
Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.Collection: Cheating
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.Collection: Wrestling
The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.Collection: Jake
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in MemphisCollection: Wrestling
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!Collection: Wwe
The fats dented the flats.Collection: Funny
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.Collection: Strong
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENTCollection: Mind
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.Collection: Wrestling