Jeremy Paxman
The early bird may get the worm, but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Watching TV is the most popular leisure activity in Britain. I find that very depressing.
The cure for cynicism is simply to engage honestly.
The English approach to ideas is not to kill them, but to let them die of neglect.
I've spent my whole life being told I have a face like a horse. You are just what you are, aren't you?
I hate the word 'sneering', I can't help the way my face looks.
One's teachers all belonged to that generation who were imperialists, and the whole narrative throughout my adolescence was of countries leaving the empire. I find it extraordinary that this purpose which drove how we viewed the world is now considered to be something that has no effect upon us.
It's stupid to have a simple-minded view.
Why are we in this mess, now facing the prospect of economic armageddon? It's because the prevailing characteristic has been greed, and it doesn't matter whether it's individuals living beyond their means or governments living beyond their means or people seeking to get rich quick.
I've always felt myself to be an outsider. I've always felt awkward.
It's not just politicians. Any spokesman for a vested interest is well schooled in how to say what it is they wish to say, which may bear no relation at all to what you've asked them.
It seems to me that the way to remove people's cynicism is, when asked a straight question, to give a straight answer.
Scepticism is a necessary and vital part of the journalist's toolkit. But when scepticism becomes cynicism it can close off thought and block the search for truth.
I've always thought you have to live life looking forwards, not backwards. I've had no interest at all in who my ancestors are.
I find it odd that people take me seriously.
The idea of a tax on the ownership of a television belongs in the 1950s. Why not tax people for owning a washing machine to fund the manufacture of Persil?
At work people are expected to be at the beck and call of employers all the time. You have blackberries and other things, and they just don't leave you alone. People have less time just to drop into an art gallery.
Television bosses should stop insulting the public's intelligence by assuming we are all idiots.Collection: Boss
The defining problem of contemporary television is trust: Can you believe what you see on television, does television treat people fairly, is it healthy for society?Collection: Believe
Sharing holiday snaps on social media is an act of arrogant vanity.Collection: Holiday
I got fed up of listening to bollocksCollection: Listening
I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a mustachioed hamster, it would have been elected.Collection: Differences
[Cycling] is easily the quickest way around central London, faster than bus, Tube or taxi. You can predict precisely how long every journey will take, regardless of traffic jams, Tube strikes or leaves on the line. It provides excellent exercise. It does not pollute the atmosphere. It does not clog up the streets.Collection: Exercise
I have not a clue why they sent it to me. As far as I know I have not got a reputation as a receiver of stolen goods.Collection: America
It would be unforgivable to use the role I have, such as it is, to inflict my incoherent, half-baked view of the world on people. That would be illegitimate and unacceptable and I should be fired.Collection: Views
Has there ever been a visitor to Ludlow who hasn't wished they lived there?Collection: Visitors
Ones teachers all belonged to that generation who were imperialists, and the whole narrative throughout my adolescence was of countries leaving the empire. I find it extraordinary that this purpose which drove how we viewed the world is now considered to be something that has no effect upon us.Collection: Country
At last someone takes me seriously.Collection: Lasts
I'm afraid I tend to be thinking about things and not paying sufficient attention to one's posture, deportment and general cast of face.Collection: Thinking
The promise of Western capitalism of ever rising rates of pay has turned out to be the cheque that bouncedCollection: Promise
I have neither the learning nor the experience to know whether the doomsayers are right about the human causes of climate change. But I am willing to acknowledge that people who know a lot more than I do may be right when they claim that it is the consequence of our own behaviour. I assume that this is why the BBC's coverage of the issue abandoned the pretence of impartiality long ago.Collection: Issues