If you'd spent your life being called "Gyles Brandreth", you would crawl across broken glass to achieve the bliss, the simplicity, the purity, the joy of simply being called "Bob".Collection: Glasses
If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?Collection: Giving
Praise makes me humble, but when I am abused, I know that I have touched the stars.Collection: Stars
As a politician, you only meet two types of people. People with problems, and people who are right.Collection: Two
He loved what he did, he loved being on Countdown - he just loved lifeCollection: Crazy
I think it should be made clear that the Conservatives and the Liberal Democrats, they have not got into bed together; they are merely sharing a room.Collection: Thinking
John Major. He dresses so well. And so quickly.Collection: Dresses
In the Members' Dining Room, the Conservatives eat at one end, the Labour Party at the other, while the Liberals wait at table.Collection: Party