Evan Sayet
Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.Collection: Medical
If they weren't so dangerous and destructive, one could smile and pat the Modern Liberal on the head and tell him how cute he is and go on about the business of being an adult. But he is dangerous and destructive, with the True Believer's very purpose being the total destruction of everything that God and science-most obviously Western Civilization-has ever created. ...The Modern Liberal will invariably and, in fact, inevitably side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.Collection: Cute
Justice demands that the good and hard-working be rewarded and the evil and the lazy be punished (if only by the withholding of the rewards of doing the right things). Modern Liberalism demands that the good and hardworking be punished as the recipients of an unfair advantage and the evil and the lazy be rewarded, their acts of evil and their failure all the proof the Modern Liberal needs that somehow they have been victimized by forces out of their control.Collection: Hard Work
I explain how America hatred and Jew hatred are [INDEMIC] to Modern Liberalism and delve deeper into why it is the otherwise good and decent people will INVARIABLY side with evil over good, wrong over right and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success.Collection: America
In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.Collection: Order
Stupidity is a luxury and you will find time and time and time and again that those who are overwhelmingly on the left are those who can afford to be.Collection: Luxury
Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.Collection: Religious
First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.Collection: Dog
Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.Collection: White
Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.Collection: Mean
Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.Collection: People
My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.Collection: Texas
What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'Collection: Stupid
I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.Collection: Tired
Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.Collection: Party
Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.Collection: Real
Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?Collection: Humble
Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.Collection: Worry
We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.Collection: Trying