Edward Dahlberg
When one realizes that his life is worthless he either commits suicide or travels.
It takes a long time to understand nothing.
Every decision you make is a mistake.
A strong foe is better than a weak friend.
The machine has had a pernicious effect upon virtue, pity, and love, and young men used to machines which induce inertia, and fear, are near impotent.
Always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. Walt Disney Every decision you make is a mistake.
We can only write well about our sins because it is too difficult to recall a virtuous act or even whether it was the result of good or evil motives.
Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.
Man hoards himself when he has nothing to give away.
We cannot live, suffer or die for somebody else, for suffering is too precious to be shared.
So much of our lives is given over to the consideration of our imperfections that there is no time to improve our imaginary virtues. The truth is we only perfect our vices, and man is a worse creature when he dies than he was when he was born.
Ambition is a Dead Sea fruit, and the greatest peril to the soul is that one is likely to get precisely what he is seeking.
The bad poet is a toady mimicking nature.
Genius, like truth, has a shabby and neglected mien.
To write is a humiliation.
Nothing in our times has become so unattractive as virtue.
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors.
The Americans have always been food, sex, and spirit revivalists.
The ancients understood the regulation of power better than the regulation of liberty.
Herman Melville was as separated from a civilized literature as the lost Atlantis was said to have been from the great peoples of the earth.
There is a strange and mighty race of people called the Americans who are rapidly becoming the coldest in the world because of this cruel, man-eating idol, lucre.Collection: Money
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.Collection: Marriage
No country has suffered so much from the ruins of war while being at peace as the American.Collection: Funny
Woman is the most superstitious animal beneath the moon. When a woman has a premonition that Tuesday will be a disaster, to which a man pays no heed, he will very likely lose his fortune then. This is not meant to be an occult or mystic remark. The female body is a vessel, and the universe drops its secrets into her far more quickly than it communicates them to the male.Collection: Moon
Of all the animals on earth, none is so brutish as man when he seeks the delirium of coition.Collection: Sex
Evil, which is our companion all our days, is not to be treated as a foe. It is wrong to cocker vice, but we grow narrow and pithless if we are furtive about it, for this is at best a pretense, and the sage knows good and evil are kindred. The worst of men harm others, and the best injure themselves.Collection: Men
I know sage, wormwood, and hyssop, but I can't smell character unless it stinks.Collection: Character
I would rather take hellebore than spend a conversation with a good, little man.Collection: Men
I have no confidence in a man whose faults you cannot see.Collection: Men
Who has enough credit in this world to pay for his mistakes?Collection: Mistake
No people require maxims so much as the American. The reason is obvious: the country is so vast, the people always going somewhere, from Oregon apple valley to boreal New England, that we do not know whether to be temperate orchards or sterile climate.Collection: Country
A painter can hang his pictures, but a writer can only hang himself.Collection: Writing
The earnings of a poet could be reckoned by a metaphysician rather than a bookkeeper.Collection: Poetry
Recognize the cunning man not by the corpses he pays homage to but by the living writers he conspires against with the most shameful weapon, Silence, or the briefest review.Collection: Men
Intellectual sodomy, which comes from the refusal to be simple about plain matters, is as gross and abundant today as sexual perversion and they are nowise different from one another.Collection: Intelligent
We are uneasy with an affectionate man, for we are positive he wants something of us, particularly our love.Collection: Love
One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness.Collection: Loneliness
What has a writer to be bombastic about? Whatever good a man may write is the consequence of accident, luck, or surprise, and nobody is more surprised than an honest writer when he makes a good phrase or says something truthful.Collection: Writing
It is very perplexing how an intrepid frontier people, who fought a wilderness, floods, tornadoes, and the Rockies, cower before criticism, which is regarded as a malignant tumor in the imagination.Collection: People
The newspaper has debauched the American until he is a slavish, simpering, and angerless citizen; it has taught him to be a lump mass-man toward fraud, simony, murder, and lunacies more vile than those of Commodus or Caracalla.Collection: Men
There are men that are birds, and their raiment is trembling feathers, for they show their souls to everyone and everything that is ungentle or untutored or evil or mockery is as a rude stone cast at them, and they suffer all day long, or as Paul remarks they are slain every moment.Collection: Men
Narcissus never wrote well nor was a friend.Collection: Narcissus
We are ruled by chance but never have enough patience to accept its despotism.Collection: Chance
Men are too unstable to be just; they are crabbed because they have not passed water at the usual time, or testy because they have not been stroked or praised.Collection: Men
Those who write for lucre or fame are grosser than the cartel robbers, for they steal the genius of the people, which is its will to resist evil.Collection: Art
Utility is our national shibboleth: the savior of the American businessman is fact and his uterine half-brother, statistics.Collection: Brother
The ruin of the human heart is self-interest, which the American merchant calls self-service. We have become a self-service populace, and all our specious comforts -the automatic elevator, the escalator, the cafeteria -are depriving us of volition and moral and physical energy.Collection: Heart
Though man is the only beast that can write, he has small reason to be proud of it. When he utters something that is wise it is nothing that the river horse does not know, and most of his creations are the result of accident.Collection: Wise
Hardly a book of human worth, be it heaven's own secret, is honestly placed before the reader; it is either shunned, given a Periclean funeral oration in a hundred and fifty words, or interred in the potter's field of the newspapers back pages.Collection: Book
We are always talking about being together, and yet whatever we invent destroys the family, and makes us wild, touchless beasts feeding on technicolor prairies and rivers.Collection: Technology