We are muddled into war.Collection: War
What do you want to be a sailor for? There are greater storms in politics than you will ever find at sea. Piracy, broadsides, blood on the decks. You will find them all in politics.Collection: Politics
A young man who isn't a socialist hasn't got a heart; an old man who is a socialist hasn't got a head.
A politician is a person with whose politics you don't agree; if you agree with him he's a statesman.
If the people really knew [the truth] the war would be stopped tomorrow. But of course they don't know and can't know.Collection: War
The world is becoming like a lunatic asylum run by lunatics.Collection: Running
Peace must be framed on so equitable a basis, that the nations would not wish to disturb it . . . so that the confidence of the German people shall be put in the equity of their cause and not in the might of their armies.Collection: Army
The League of Nations is the greatest humbug in history. They cannot even protect a little nation like Armenia. They do nothing but pass useless resolutions.Collection: League
It is always too late, or too little, or both. And that is the road to disaster.Collection: Too Late
Anything can be achieved in small, deliberate steps. But there are times you need the courage to take a great leap; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.Collection: Motivational
If you want to succeed in politics you must keep your conscience firmly under control.Collection: Political
We are fighting Germany, Austria and drink, and as far as I can see, the greatest of these three deadly foes is drink.Collection: Fighting
One day while Lloyd George was making a political speech before a big crowd, a heckler yelled, "Wait a minute, Mr. George. Isn't it true your grandfather used to peddle tinware around here in an oxcart hauled by a donkey?" Lloyd George replied, "I digress just a moment and thank the gentlemen for calling that to my attention. It is true, my dear old grandfather used to peddle tinware with an old cart and a donkey. As a matter of fact, after this meeting is over, if my friend will come with me, I will show him that old cart, but I never knew until this minute what became of the ass."Collection: Justice
Four specters haunt the Poor - Old Age, Accident, Sickness and Unemployment. We are going to exorcise them. We are going to drive hunger from the hearth. We mean to banish the workhouse from the horizon of every workman in the land.Collection: Heart
Believe me, Germany is unable to wage war.Collection: War
Who ordained that a few should have the land of Britain as a perquisite, who made 10,000 people owners of the soil and the rest of us trespassers in the land of our birth?Collection: Freedom
Death is the most convenient time to tax rich people.Collection: Death
Hitler is a prodigious genius.Collection: Genius
If you want to understand a subject promise to speak on it.Collection: Advice
A fully equipped duke costs as much to keep up as two Dreadnoughts, and dukes are just as great a terror - and they last longer.Collection: Two
Lucidity of speech is unquestionably one of the surest tests of mental precision...In my experience a confused talker is never a clear thinker.Collection: Confused
Four specters haunt the poor - old age, accident, sickness and unemploymentCollection: Age
Wisdom is like a baobab tree; no one individual can embrace it.Collection: Tree
The nations slithered over the brink into the boiling cauldron of war without any trace of apprehension or dismay... The nations backed their machines over the precipice not one of them wanted war, certainly not on this scaleCollection: War
Do not be afraid of taking a big step-you cannot cross a chasm in two steps.Collection: Courage
Sincerity is the surest road to confidence.Collection: Confidence
When they circumcised Herbert Samuel they threw away the wrong bitCollection: Bits
The man who tries to make the flag an object of a single party is a greater traitor to that flag than any man who fires at it.Collection: Party
Of all the bigotries that savage the human temper there is none so stupid as the anti-Semitic.Collection: Stupid
By thetest of our faith thehighest standard ofcivilization is the readiness to sacrifice for others.Collection: Sacrifice
It is either Christ or chaos.Collection: Jesus
He [Hitler] is a very great man. "Fuhrer" is the proper name for him, for he is a born leader, yes, and statesman.Collection: Men
You cannot trust the interests of any class entirely to another class; and you cannot trust the interests of any sex to another sex.Collection: Sex
God has chosen little nations as the vessels by which He carries His choicest wines to the lips of humanity to rejoice their hearts, to exalt their vision, to strengthen their faith, and if we had stood by when two little nations [Belgium and Serbia] were being crushed and broken by the brutal hands of barbarians, our shame would have rung down the everlasting ages.Collection: War
Independent thinking is not encouraged in a professional Army. It is a form of mutiny. Obedience is the supreme virtue.Collection: War
He is brilliant - to the top of his boots.Collection: Sarcastic
No democracy has ever long survived the failure of its adherents to be ready to die for it. My own conviction is this, the people must either go on or go under.Collection: Democracies Have
The government are behaving like a bevy of maiden aunts who have fallen among buccaneers.Collection: Aunt
Golf is the only game where the worst player gets the best of it. He obtains more out of it as regards both exercise and enjoyment, for the good player gets worried over the slightest mistake, whereas the poor player makes too many mistakes to worry about them.Collection: Mistake